unbreakable!!!

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

redesign your pussy. we know how to do it. coochie calculations. put them into action

think about it this way. pussy evolution. this will be a new breed. cutting edge but classic.

ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

the biden administration has just announced they're changing the national bird from the eagle to a dragon with fucking massive tits

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah