tAURUS IN FLIGHT

TAVVROS THOSE TAGS ARE VVERY GAY

yOU KNOW IT,

#oMG STAR YOU ARE TOO CUTE #i LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR #ALWAYS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS #yOUR MARKINGS ARE SO LOVELY TOO IT'S LIKE ART ON YOUR SKIN #aND THAT LONG SWISHY TAIL #yOU LOOK POSITIVELY MAGICAL #hOW BLESSED AM i TO KNOW YOU UM THE ANSWER IS VERY

so this wwas taken ages ago nd i thought i should finally post it !! a little wwhile ago @glovwstick came nd did my hair ! it wwas fun !!

elodieunderglass

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

burningmanonacid-deactivated202

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

sighinastorm

British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.

Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.

elodieunderglass

an extremely good post addition

meret118

Australian possum

American possum

mxbuster

Ooh I’m on mobile in a parking lot can someone do the elk-wapiti-caribou-reindeer thing?

elodieunderglass

That is such a good summary! This is something I like too, https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/150162199938/i-feel-like-people-need-to-know-the-great-moose?is_related_post=1 although I’ve since learned that historical accounts of Swedish moose-riding were probably reindeer-riding that became exaggerated, and the only truly successful moose-riders were Russian.

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So some dude got sent to the hospital with cyanide poisoning because he was eating cherries and decided, for some fucking reason, to crack the pits open and eat the meat inside.

“I didn’t think nothin’ of it. Thought it was just a seed.”

“Deep breath”

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKIN GODS…..

(cue 25 minutes of unintelligible yelling)

….and that is why being separated from our food’s origins and not knowing anything about botany is what is wrong with the world today goddamnit.

I bet some people would eat castor beans too. Or yew. Or just fuckin’ snack on some hemlock because it’s natural, man.

Fucking incredible.

LIKE IT TAKES SOME FUCKING EFFORT TO GET A CHERRY PIT OPEN FUCKING W H Y

arandomblackbook

Question: Is it the same with plums? I used to do that occasionally when I ate dried and seasoned Asian plums as a kid.

Yes.

Plum pits do not contain as much as cherry, but they do.

Do not eat stone fruit pits, people. Or bitter almonds.

They all have cyanide in them.

chesand

Oh boy, apricot kernels. The amount of people I see lauding those as a “cure for cancer” is… demoralizing. I can’t find it right now but I believe there was a mother in the past few years who was taken to court for child endangerment/neglect for feeding those to her very young child as a cancer treatment.

I saw this horror last year, and yelled for an entire hour.

To be fair, I bet if you die of cyanide poisoning the cancer won’t kill you.

dracota

I have been wanting to use these photos for months.

The recommendation is to only eat 3 in one hour. because that is just the most filling snack and of course they will stop at three.

But then they say DON’T EAT MORE THEN 10 A DAY.

It’s not even FDA approved. “may be toxic”.

#aS A TESTER THIS SPEAKS TO ME #wHY WOULD YOU EAT SOMETHING IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT'S SAFE #jUST CUS SOMEONE PACKAGES IT DOESN'T MAKE IT SAFE #a WARNING LIKE LIMIT 10 A DAY WOULD MAKE ME WANNA GOREGLE THAT SHIT PDQ LEMME JUST SAY

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beka-tiddalik

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s food for another creature doesn’t mean it’s fine for you.

Best case scenario it’s like grass which is basically neutral- it’s generally not going to kill you but there’s no nutrition for humans in it, and enough will probably make you sick.

Worst case scenario it’s something like belladonna berries which taste sweet but will kill you stone cold dead.

Same for the wrong kind of mushrooms, other berries, leaves and barks. Before consuming, CHECK. If you can’t check, don’t put it in your mouth.

eeveedream

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

I’ve been saying this for so long, oh my gosh.

scienceshenanigans

^^As a toxicologist, I approve this message.

golbatgender

Friendly reminder that the laws on supplement labeling in the US are super lax and haven’t been updated since 1994. That’s nearly 25 years ago!

peppylilspitfuck

Oh hey, forgot to mention I tweeted @ apricotpower on twitter about how their product is poison and they blocked me. You should all tweet at them too.

https://twitter.com/apricotpowerb17?lang=en

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oH HECK THAT'S A LOT UMMM, yOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND i LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU,,, tHIS WEIRD M!A HAS REALLY MADE ME THINK ABOUT THE SHIT YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH AND i WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO STRONG AND GOOD OK? i UH, REALLY LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU AND YOU'RE REALLY FUN AND SO ATTRACTIVE AND LET ME KNOW IF i'M STEPPING ON ANY TOES OK? i LIKE THE SURPRISE VISITS AND LEAVING EACH OTHER PRESENTS AND MOSTLY i JUST LOVE SEEING YOU SMILE AND SPENDING TIME, BUT, UHHH IF THINGS EVOLVE PAST THAT, i UMM,,,, THAT'D BE, NICE, TOO, BUT i DON'T WANNA PUSH,,,jUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU AREN'T AS SCARY AS PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE AND THAT ISN'T A BAD THING,,, i CAN TELL YOU'RE TRYING TO BE GOOD, AND i APPRECIATE IT, AND i'M GONNA TRY MY BEST TO DO YOU PROUD OK,,,?yOU'RE REALLY CUTE AND NICE AND i KNOW FOLK MIGHT'VE BEEN DOUBTY AT FIRST BUT i THINK YOU'RE AWESOME OK? dON'T LET PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS BASED ON YOUR ANCESTOR DEFINE YOU, CUS, THEY DON'T,,, aND IF YOU EVER WANNA HANG OUT MORE LEMME KNOW?

cittamemes

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

twilightown

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

the-husbando

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

eyyyiwantdeath

fatpikachupics

actually there is one more

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mAKING STUFF FOR MY FRIENDS IS FUN,

yourplayersaidwhat

Escape Attempt

Context: The Warhammer 40,000: Black Crusade introductory adventure “Broken Chains.” New GM and all new players.

GM: [paraphrasing] You are in a circular prison cell with a thick steel door and an air vent.

Chaos Marine: I force open the door.

GM: Even your augmented might cannot match the magnetically sealed lock. You fail to open the door.

Chaos Marine: I sulk in the corner.

GM: You’re in a round room, so you fail at that, too.

[Entire table laughs for a solid minute.]

sO LIKE, THIS IS THE THING i WAS MAKING STAR,

hOPE THEY LIKE IT,,, NEVER SEWN A THING FROM SCRATCH BEFORE, BUT, i MOD MY OWN CLOTHES ALL THE TIME, SO, MAYBE THIS WILL FIT OKAY,,,

grippedarachnida-blog

Look what my ancestor made me!!!!!!!! Mindfuck can suck it, Leer is 8etter.

tauros-rising‌:

nOPE YOU GOTTA WAAAAAIT,

aT LEAST A LITTLE LONGER,

cUS IT’S NOT DONE YET,

FINE !! ill b patient !!

tHAT IS THE BEST FACE,

yOU ARE CUTE AND i PROMISE i’LL BRING IT BY ONCE IT’S DONE,

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blackfairypresident

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

ourspecial

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.

,,,tHIS JUST IN STAR IS A GIANT CUTE NERD AND i’M MAKING THEM A SURPRISE TO SNEAK INTO THEIR SHIP TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, BUT, i’M NOT TELLING WHAT IT IS CUS THEY READ THIS, SO, ALL THEY’LL KNOW IS i’M THINKING OF THEM AND MAKING THEM SOMETHING NICE,

BUT NOWW I WWANNA KNOWW TAFFY !!!!!