hey what's up gamers

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"