aw man

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

the light leaving yoshi p's eyes not because people wanna walk around ingame with badonkadonks but because of the mention of zenos's badonkadonk is frying me rn