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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

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HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

agentduckorico

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

hamishwatson

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

afloweroutofstone

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

bendingsignpost

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole.

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

allthisandtea

I love malicious compliance.

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“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

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So we all know the double casting symbolism in Hamilton.

Lafayette and Hercules fought at his side in the war. Jefferson and Madison were political opponents he fought against.

Laurens was probably the closest to Hamilton, so he was essentially family, like Philip.

Peggy loved him like a brother, and Mariah was his lover and possibly loved him.

There’s another that not as many people know about. James Reynolds, the man who started what led Hamilton to severely damage his reputation, is also the doctor who couldn’t save his son’s life.

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I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

dawwwwfactory

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

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this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

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If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened.

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES

virginiaisforhaters

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked

southernbitchface

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

impalassible-nottolove

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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Direct action

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carrionvalentine-moved

so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right

and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other

there was a moment of silence

and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming

I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro

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y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

stormqueen280

I absolutely love the cape.

nathyfaith

SO EXTRA AND I LOVE IT. OMG, I WANT ONE.

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me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

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the most comforting words a father can say

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