some people call me the space cowboy

Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.

underrated kanye bars

bro there was a CHEETO in the white house

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

twin peaks heritage post

Dewey is hard femme

it’s the first brick from stonewall

[gets so horny i start rummaging through girls’ garbage cans and drinking the remaining fluid out of their covid-19 rapid test kit dropper vials]

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle