I Think I’m Funny.

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously