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𓄲 In order to make ends meet you pick up a side job as the nanny of a brooding, cold perfectionist by the name of Jeon Jungkook — while in the process of doing so, you might've ended up twisting the narrative about your education just a little. Watching over a few children couldn't be too hard, right? Only Jungkook is very peculiar about how he wants things done — strict routines, meal plans and tedious study hours that make the Jeon estate feel more like a military camp than a home — and it's only a matter of time until cracks in the seemingly perfect facade begin to form.
전정국 x f!reader ˖ ࣪ ꉂ🗯˙ ‹— cw dilf!jungkook single dad jungkook nanny!reader 1980s au slowburn fluff angst explicit content age gap (jungkook is 30, reader is 20) jungook keeps secrets & so does reader
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total reading time ⋮ 3 hours and 55 minutes
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chapter 02 "your clothes are dirty" [5.5k]
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chapter 03 "could you stay?" [7.3k]
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chapter 04 "when mom was here" [6k]
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chapter 05 "are there some messes that can't be fixed?" [5.2k]
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chapter 06 "hide and seek" [8.3k]
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chapter 07 "pancakes for lunch and empty fridges" [6.8k]
reading time ⋮ 35 minutes
Genre: idol!au, strangers to lovers, romance, one-sided love
Summary: BTS books out a quiet restaurant in Itaewon for a private dinner, owned by a longtime friend. But their peaceful night off is hilariously interrupted when a heartbroken y/n, best friend to the owner’s wife, takes over the karaoke corner with breakup anthems and zero shame. One performance turns into a full emotional concert and Jungkook is captivated. He asks for your number just curious at first. But what starts as a simple text turns into something deeper. It begins with chaotic karaoke but it just might end with a relationship.
Word count: 4244 | chapter 4 out of im not sure yet :))
a/n: i'm finally confident enough to upload this chapter :) sorry for the long wait. also i was listening to this song on loop while writing this chapter, so maybe do the same while reading to get all the FEELS 🤭 enjoy enjoy! hope you like this one!!
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You: yes to forehead kisses but only when necessary.
It didn’t even take thirty seconds for the typing bubbles to appear.
Jungkook: when necessary?
You: yes, like when we’re with our friends to make them know.
There was a minute gap between your last message to the next one.
Jungkook: so when should we start? 👀
You stared at the screen thinking when would be a good time to start. Should we drop a hint in 2 weeks after their last meeting in Dalbit? Or should we just start immediately?
You: can you pick me up tomorrow after work?
Jungkook: when?
You: 6 PM, sending the location now.
You sent him your location and watched as the read receipt appeared almost instantly.
Jungkook: copy that, wear something helmet friendly.
You: what does that mean?
Jungkook: means if you ruin your hair it’s not my fault.
You: oh we’ll be riding your bike? Duly noted sir, but I’m still blaming you if it happens.
Jungkook: fair enough.
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The clock on your desk read 5:58 PM when you glanced down through the glass front of your office building, just several floors below, a figure with a dark helmet and black hoodie caught your eye. Jungkook was sitting on a sleek black motorcycle with one foot resting casually on the pavement. From up here, he looks like trouble in a leather jacket, except it was just Jungkook scrolling on his phone like a patient Uber driver.
You stepped out into the cool evening, scarf tucked neatly under your coat, and your bag over one shoulder. You walk towards Jungkook, somehow, you don’t know why, you feel a little nervous.
He looked up as you approached, lifting his helmet shiled just enough to reveal a smile. “Right on time,” he said. “You sound surprised,” you replied. “Just impressed, my friends take longer to get ready for lunch than you did to wrap up your entire workday.” You shrugged, “That’s because I have a better reason to leave on time than your friends do.”
His smile widened as he held out the spare helmet, “Here, don’t drop it.”
You scoffed, “Noted, sir.” You took it from him, turning it over in your hands, the surface of the helmet was sleek and glossy catching a faint reflection of your face, “Do I get charged extra if I get helmet hair?”
“Yes,” he exclaimed then with the faintest smirk, “But I’ll consider waiving the fee if you let me post a picture of it.” You narrowed your eyes at him, “You’re already planning blackmail?”
“Not blackmail,” he corrected, “just future leverage.”
You rolled your eyes but started to adjust the chin strap. Before you could get far, he reached forward and plucked it from your hands, “You’re doing it wrong.”
“I was doing it fine” “Wrong,” he teased.
You let him take over, more out of curiosity than anything else. He stepped closer, you could smell the faint scent of his cologne as his hands lifted the helmet. There was a slight pause, barely noticeable, like he was steadying his breath before moving again. His fingers were steady but you didn’t miss the way his thumb brushed your chin a little longer than necessary almost as if he was making sure he wasn’t rushing. “Hold still,” he murmured. You obeyed, trying to calm your heart down.
He slid the helmet over your head with an ease and it settled perfectly in place, and his hands moved to the strap under your chin. His fingers brushed your skin lightly as he buckled it, eyes flicking up to meet yours briefly.
“There,” he said giving the strap a small tug to test it, “Secure. Wouldn’t want you or my helmet flying off if I take a corner too fast.”
You mumbled, “Reassuring.” He smirked, “I am full of reassurance.”
As you adjusted your head to the helmet, he added, “First time on a bike?”
You shook your head, “Second. First time was with my cousin who drove like he was in a video game. I’m still so lucky to be alive.”
“Good,” Jungkook said, stepping back towards the bike, “Because I drive like a responsible adult who sometimes pretends like he’s in Fast & Furious.” “Which version?” you asked, moving closer. “The early ones,” he answered, “less family speeches, more cool stunts.”
You rolled your eyes but moved towards the seat, hesitating before climbing on, “Okay, where am I supposed to hold?” “My waist,” he said simply. “That feels intimate for day one.”
He chuckled, trying to sound casual, “You’re literally faking a relationship with me, you’ll live.” In truth, his heart beat is already kicking up, and it has nothing to do with the bike’s engine. The thought of you pressed against him, helmet to helmet, your arms around his waist, made him both want to rush you onto the seat and slow the moment down.
You hesitated for a second, “Fine, but I’m filing a complaint if you're driving like you’re in a chase scene.”
You settled your hands lightly at his sides, still leaving a polite gap.
“You can hold on tighter,” he said, glancing back over his shoulder, “It’s safer.”
“Or maybe this is your excuse to get me to hug you,” you argued.
He laughed again, starting the engine, “Guilty as charged. Now hold on, Y/N, you’re in for the best ride of your life.” In which you replied with a playful slap on his shoulder before wrapping your arms around his waist again. The playful slap sent a jolt down his spine. He exhaled slowly, gripping the handlebars a little tighter than necessary before pulling out into the street.
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The city blurred as he started to ride the bike. The wind blew against your body, cold enough to sting, but the solid frame in front of you made it feel steady, safe, even.
Your hands rested at his waist, the vibrations of the engine traveling up through your arms. You haven’t spoken yet, there was something almost peaceful about the steady sound of the bike’s engine, the occasional sounds of passing buses, and the blur of buildings whipping by.
For Jungkook, though, that peace was nothing but a cover. He could feel the press of your arms through his hoodie. He told himself to focus on the road, on the traffic lights, on not doing anything stupid, but part of him was very much aware of the way you fit against him. It isn't the speed that makes his chest pounding like crazy, it was knowing that if you leaned in even a little closer, his brain might just stop.
Then Jungkook’s voice cut through the noise, raised just enough to reach you over his shoulder, “How’s work?”
You tilted your head, shouted into the space between you, “Fine! Boring spreadsheets, demanding bosses, the usual!”
He laughed, “Sounds thrilling!” “Totally!” you shouted back, “You?”
“Studio’s been the same, recording, mixing, and convincing Yoongi to drink something that isn’t caffeine!” That made you laugh inside your helmet, your voice was muffled but still audible to him, “Is that a full-time job?” you asked.
“Kind of!” he shouted back, “He should pay me! I’m basically his unpaid dietician!”
The light ahead turns red and Jungkook slowed the bike, the sound of the engine lowering as it makes a stop.
“So,” you called over the sound of a bus passing beside you, “are you always this good at not killing your passengers?”
He glanced back just enough to make sure you see his smirk, “You’ll have to survive the night to find out.”
The light flipped green and the sudden acceleration made you instinctively tighten your grip at his sides. He laughed under his breath, but loud enough for you to hear over the engine, “Thought you weren’t nervous!”
“I’m not!” you argued quickly, “I’m just making sure if I fly off, I’ll drag you with me.”
“So what’s your top speed?” you asked suddenly.
“On record or off record?”
“That’s not an answer!” He laughed before answering, “Relax, I’m not trying to make the morning news!” “Good! I don’t want my obituary to say ‘died during fake boyfriend joyride!’”
“Oh, so now I’m your fake boyfriend?” he teased, his tone obvious even with the distance between your helmets. “That’s literally the plan!” “Yeah, but you sounded like you mean it!” You scoffed, giving his side a light tap, “Focus on the road, Jungkook!”
“Yes, Manager!” he replied, his voice mocking an obedience.
You passed under a bridge, the sound of the engine briefly amplified by the echo. Jungkook leaned left into another left turn, and you followed his movement naturally now, your body syncing with his.
From his seat, Jungkook feels how you move with him instead of against the motion, like you trust him completely to guide you. He wasn’t used to having someone back here who feels like they belong here. The thought of it both thrilled and terrified him, and he caught himself smiling under his helmet, praying to God that you couldn’t see how much it got to him.
Without looking back, he shouted, “Still nervous?” “Not even a little!”
“Good,” he said, his voice catching on the wind,
“You’re a decent passenger, I might keep you around.”
“Generous of you,” you blurted.
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The bike was put to a gentle stop just near a line of parked cars. Jungkook pulled smoothly into an empty spot, the Han River just right in front of you. The sound of the engine died down and was replaced by the soft sounds of the distant traffic and the occasional bike bell from passing cyclists.
You unbuckled your helmet, fingers fumbling slightly with the strap, and caught him watching you with what looked like amusement.
“What?” you asked. “Nothing,” he said, grinning as he pulled his own helmet off, “You just look alive and intact.” The way he said it made something in your chest stir, but you shook it off, handing him the helmet, “You’re lucky I’m not dead. Because then, I would definitely haunt you.”
“Bet you would be an entertaining ghost,” he replied.
You ignored his reply and turned your head and saw a tiny vendor just a few steps away. Even from here, the scent was unmistakable, it smelled of gochujang, sugar, and rice cakes all together.
Jungkook followed your gaze, “Perfect,” he said, “Exactly what I needed.” You shot him a curious look, “Then why aren’t you going?”
He leans back against the bench in front of his bike, “Because I can’t exactly go out there with my face on display while someone’s holding up their phone recording ‘Is that Jungkook from BTS eating tteokbokki?’ in 4K.”
You questioned him, “So what you’re saying is you want me to fetch it for you?” “Exactly! You’re my official snack buyer now.” “Official?” You folded your arms, pretending to consider, “Do I get paid?”
“Nope, but you get bragging rights.”
“That’s a terrible payment plan,” you said, but you were already walking towards the vendor.
Jungkook finds it amusing and cute how quick you were to challenge him but still play along.
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The vendor was a middle aged woman with kind eyes. You ordered two portions with extra fish cakes because you weren’t about to share yours. When you turned back, Jungkook was already sitting on a bench facing the water. His head was tilted toward the river, but the second you came into view, he shifted slightly.
“Thanks, Manager Y/N,” he said as you handed him one of the cups. You sat down next to him, blowing on your portion before eating it, “Don’t get used to me running your errands.” “Too late,” Jungkook replied, pulling his mask down just enough to take a bite while keeping his head slightly angled away from the crowd.
For a moment, you both ate in silence, before you cleared your throat, “Alright,” you said, balancing the paper cup on your knee, “before this gets out of hand, let’s talk fake relationship rules.”
Jungkook paused mid bite, fish cake halfway to his mouth and his eyes lifted to you, “Hit me,” he said, leaning back slightly like he was settling in for the entertainment that’s about to come out of your mouth.
You held up a single finger. “Rule one, Green light: holding hands, hand on my back, giving hugs.”
“Easy,” he nodded without hesitation like you just told him that the sky is blue. He took another rice cake with his wooden skewer and popped it into his mouth without breaking eye contact, as if to say rule one is nothing even though the thought of you holding his hand already made his heart jump a little.
Your eyes narrowed slightly, “You’re not even going to pretend to think about it?” “It’s holding hands, Y/N,” he said as he munches his tteokbokki, shrugging lazily, “Not exactly a dangerous line to cross.”
You looked at him, “Dangerous for who?” He smirked, not answering, and that was exactly why you moved on to the next rule.
“Yellow light,” you continued, still looking at him, “Kiss on cheek and forehead, but you have to ask first. Oh and arm around waist.” “Copy that,” he said immediately, raising his hands like he just gave up, and smirked, “Ask first for yellow lights," again, he's pretending like the idea of your face that close doesn't make his heart beat faster.
You rolled your eyes but kept going with the last rule, “Red light. No kisses on lips and no sleeping with each other.” That wiped the smirk off his face and replaced it with the most exaggerated pout you have ever seen, “No lip kisses?”
“Rules are rules, Jeon,” you said, trying not to let his cute face gets to you, “And before you ask, no, I’m not bending on that one.”
He leans back against the bench, munching on another rice cake with his eyes fixed on you like he was trying to see if you would crack, “Fine, no lip kisses.” He paused, just long enough for you to think he’ll drop it, before adding, “For now.”
On the surface, the words "for now" were said just to tease you, but his heart betrayed Jungkook. Just saying them out loud made him more aware of how badly he already wants to break that rule.
You pretended not to hear that last part, even though the smile on his face was impossible to miss.
“What’s the next step in your master plan?” you asked, flipping the conversation back onto him. He tilted his head, watching you blow gently on your food before taking a bite, “Master plan? I thought you were the one planning here.”
You scoffed, “I am, but I’m giving you a chance to contribute.” “Oh, so I get a say?” he replied acting surprised, “So generous of you.” “Don’t push it,” you warned teasingly.
“Alright. If it’s up to me, we start with something subtle. Tonight’s helmet and hand then posting it on Instagram is a good opener. It’s mysterious, ambiguous, and people will zoom in on the tattoos, helmet brand, and your scarf.”
“People don’t care about my scarf,” you cut in.
“They will,” he said, smirking again, “Trust me, someone’s going to send it to the group chat like "doesn’t Y/N have this exact scarf?" then it will be all they talk about.”
You shook your head in disagreement, “That’s ridiculous.” “Maybe,” he said, “but you’re underestimating how bored people get.” You let him have that one, because he wasn’t wrong, “Okay. So we do the post tonight, then we wait.”
“Wait for what?”
“For them to lose their minds,” you said matter-of-factly, “The curiosity will eat them alive. And that’s when we feed them something else.”
“Like?” He leaned in slightly. You kept your eyes on your tteokbokki, playing it casual, “Like a hand-holding picture or a photobooth picture but with a sticker on your face or one of those half face selfies where you can almost tell it’s you but not quite.”
Jungkook smirked again, “Slow burn.”
For a moment, he didn’t reply and just studied you then he sat back, “Okay, but I’m warning you, if we’re doing this, I’m not doing it halfway. I expect Oscar level acting from you.”
You smirked, “I’ve survived worse.”
“Like what?”
“Like pretending to enjoy a guy’s SoundCloud rap for three months.” Jungkook laughed so hard he had to set his cup down to cover his mouth, “Three months?”
“I was young, stupid, and naive, and I thought maybe he would get better.”
“And did he?”
“No,” you said flatly which only made him laugh harder.
When he finally calmed down, he leans forward again, “Alright, strategist. What are my rules?” You blinked. “Your rules?” “Yeah. This is a partnership, isn’t it? You can’t just boss me around without me getting some say.”
You pointed at him with your skewer, “Fine. Let’s hear it.”
“Rule one,” he began, “if you’re going to hold my hand in public, you have to commit.”
“Commit?” you wondered. “Yeah,” he said, dead serious, “If you’re going to play the part, play it well. Interlace our fingers, squeeze now and then, maybe swing our arms a little, make it believable.” You fought the urge to roll your eyes again, “You’re very specific.” “I’m thorough,” he said simply though the image of your hand that slipped into his mind is already driving him crazy.
“Rule two?” He smiled, “If I say ‘trust me,’ you have to trust me.” You stared at him for a moment, “That sounds like a trap.”
“It’s not a trap,” he said, which is exactly what someone setting a trap would say. You didn’t answer right away, just put another rice cake in your mouth and chewed slowly, “Fine,” you said finally, “but if you do something reckless, I reserve the right to revoke the rule.”
“Fair enough,” he agreed.
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For a while, you both just sit there, the river sway slowly in front of you. Then Jungkook broke the silence, “You know, for a fake relationship, you’re putting a lot of thought into this.”
“That’s because good planning wins wars,” you said without missing a beat.
“This is a war?”
“It is now,” you said, dead serious, “Our friends think they’re playing matchmaker? Fine. We’ll give them exactly what they want, just on our terms.”
He looked at you again, “Alright, General. Lead the way.”
You shook your head, hiding a smile, “Don’t call me General.”
“Too late. It’s stuck now.”
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You grinned and dug your phone out of your coat pocket, “Tonight, I post a picture of your helmet and your tattooed hand on my Close Friends list that is curated to only my friends and your friends.”
He blurted, “Bold.” “Strategic,” you corrected, “they’ll freak out and we let them panic over this before we escalate.”
“And escalating would be?” he asked curiously.
“You’ll find out,” you replied vaguely.
You turned on your phone camera, shifting on the bench to frame the shot, “Put your hand down here,” you said. He did as told, his fingers brushing the edge of your thigh, his tattoos visible, and you rested the helmet in your lap, leaned just slightly into the shot, and took a photo.
Within seconds, it was up in your Close Friends story.
No caption, just the picture.
Jungkook tilted his head, watching you on your phone before asking, “Any more rules I should know about?” “That’s it for now,” you said.
His eyes lingered on you for a second longer before he smiled, almost too smug, “Noted.”
You gave him a sideways glance, “Why do you look like you’re about to break at least one of those rules?”
“I’m not,” he said innocently, “I’m just memorising them. In case you ‘accidentally’ forget.”
You snorted, “Trust me, I won’t forget.”
He shifted slightly, turning his body toward you, his knee brushing yours, “Alright then, strategist, what happens after tonight’s post?”
“Nothing,” you said simply, “We wait, let them react, gossip, and create their little group chats. Then we add fuel to it, hand holding picture, photobooth picture, give them the slow burn.”
“You’re making it sound like we’re filming a drama.” “Aren’t we?”
The wind picked up slightly, you wrapped and adjusted your scarf tighter around your neck, catching Jungkook watching you longer than necessary.
“What?” you asked, frowning slightly. “Nothing,” he said too casually, “Just thinking, this scarf looks warmer than mine.”
“You’re not getting it,” you said automatically.
You checked your phone again, seeing icons popping up on your story viewers list, “They’re seeing it,” you said, a little too satisfied. “Anyone take the bait yet?” he asked.
You grinned, “I guarantee their group chat is on fire.”
“Perfect,” Jungkook said, leaning back on the bench, “let them think they’ve won.”
By the time you both finished your food, you stand up tucking your hands into your coat pockets, and gathered the empty cups. You were halfway to the trash can when you realised your scarf was no longer wrapped around your neck.
You turn around, “Where’s my scarf?”
Jungkook was standing by the bike, already looping it casually around his own neck, “With me.”
“That’s my favourite scarf.”
Jungkook shrugged, tightening the knot like it was his all along, “Then I guess I have to pick you up tomorrow for work.”
You stared at him, annoyed yet amused, “You’re impossible.”
“And yet here you are,” he said smiling behind your scarf.
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The ride back felt warmer, but you weren’t sure if it was the weather or the way your body finally adjusted to leaning against his.
You loosened your grip slightly, and Jungkook must’ve noticed because he called over his shoulder, “Getting brave already?”
“Just testing my luck,” you shouted back.
“Dangerous thing to do around me,” he teased, leaning slightly into another right turn.
The streets grew quieter as you get closer to your apartment, the noise of the city slowly fading.
Jungkook slowed in front of your building, the engine rumbling low before he cut it completely. You swung your leg over the bike and stepped down, taking the helmet off. Jungkook reached out automatically, taking the helmet from you like he didn’t trust you not to drop it.
“Not bad for your second time,” he said, eyes checking you briefly as if checking for injuries.
You smirked, “Not bad for someone who pretends to be in Fast & Furious.”
“Hey,” he grinned, “told you, I'm a responsible adult.”
You adjusted your coat and nodded towards the scarf still around his neck, “Are you going to give that back?”
“Nope,” he said simply, already sitting on the bike again, “You can collect it tomorrow morning when I pick you up.”
You shook your head, “Goodnight, Jungkook.”
He kicked the stand up and started the engine,
“See you at 7 AM, Manager Y/N.”
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The second his bike left your area, Jungkook told himself to focus. Focus on the road, on the traffic lights, on anything that wasn’t the fact you just said 'goodnight, Jungkook' like it was a line from some romantic anime.
Your scarf was still wrapped around his neck. He smiled under his helmet. “It’s just a scarf,” he muttered to himself at the next red light. Totally normal to keep it. Totally normal to lift it just enough to smell your perfume. Yeah. Totally. 100%. Normal.
The streets were mostly empty but his brain was louder than his bike. Every turn, he keeps flashing back to the way your body pressed against his, how you leaned on him like you trusted him completely, and how you pretended not to hold tighter after the yellow light turned green.
It’s fake, he reminded himself, loosening his grip on the handlebars, we’re just messing with our friends. That’s all to it, Jeon Jungkook.
But then he thinks about tomorrow morning, about showing up with your scarf still wrapped around his neck, about the look you will give him when he refuses to give it back, and suddenly the idea of “fake” feels like the dumbest label in the world.
By the time he pulled into his house, he was grinning like an idiot.
He will never admit it out loud, but if the night had gone on any longer, he might have pushed for one more stop, just to keep you on the back of his bike a little longer.
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“We’re designed to fit,” he says, and you don’t know if he means your powers, your patterns, or the way your hand doesn’t shake in his.
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— chapter details
word count: 6,7k
content: reality anchors, the quantum physics are quaking, yoongi being bossy again (and hot about it), elevator scene tension 10/10, jumping across buildings like it's casual (it is NOT), spatial distortion flirty edition, golden tendrils 2.0 (they touched... physically and emotionally??), temporal signature matching (yes it’s hot), someone finally says “we’re designed to fit” and i screamed, drone murder attempt ig, jungkook makes a dramatic entrance and is so annoying about it, team regroup ft. unexplained powers and too many secrets, portal time but make it traumatic.
— author’s note
KAY. LISTEN.
I know I say this every chapter but THIS ONE. this one fried several neurons and may have permanently altered the molecular structure of my spine. I started with “hm what if they walked through a reality anchor” and ended with “what if they synchronized their temporal signatures mid-freefall and touched tendrils in public like absolute whores.” I don’t know what to tell you. I blacked out. This is between me and my caffeine addiction now.
Let’s talk about the jump scene. Yes. You clocked it. That moment where Noma is calculating the distance and Yoongi says “don’t think, just need” and then she LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO THE VOID? Yeah. That may or may not have been deeply inspired by Neo’s rooftop jump in The Matrix (1999, my beloved). I am a massive Matrix nerd. That whole visual of someone standing on the edge of a building, trying to defy the physics they were born into, and being told “your mind is the thing in your way”? It’s been living rent-free in my frontal lobe since I was 13 and thought trench coats were peak fashion.
Because this chapter is, like, extremely about trust. And control. And the horror of not understanding what’s happening inside your own body. It’s about Noma confronting the fact that her mind—her beautiful, precise, analytical mind—is what’s limiting her. And Yoongi, who already knows, who’s BEEN like this longer, who knows what it’s like to break through that threshold and feel the laws of reality tilt around your perception, he’s just THERE. Guiding her. Softly threatening to reset time like a feral little guardian angel.
Also… let’s not ignore the fact that she destroys a drone with her brain and he’s like “cool. moving on.” Sir?? She just folded metal into origami. But okay go off I guess.
AND THEN THEY SYNCH TEMPORAL SIGNATURES. don’t even look at me. I wrote that and sat there like “huh. interesting. so that’s what soulmates sound like in science fiction.” I had to go walk around the block. I made them fit on a molecular level. I made their body chemistry harmonize. Why? Because I am unwell and this is my therapy.
Anyway. Thanks for reading I love you all. Scientifically.
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Reality Anchors are alive.
No one ever told you that part. No briefing, no memo, no research paper had ever mentioned that these imposing structures breathe.
The anchor in front of you rises 37.2 meters from ground to apex, its surface composed of quantum-stabilized alloy that shouldn't—couldn't—pulse like that.
Yet it does. Every 7 seconds, a wave of molecular adjustment ripples from base to tip, disturbing air molecules in concentric patterns that register against your skin at precisely 0.3 pascals of pressure.
Fascinating.
Your retinas register the faint blue luminescence emanating from seams in the structure-temporal energy bleeding through containment fields.
It feels like reality itself is being compressed into a more efficient configuration.
"Mesmerizing," you murmur, cataloging the observable data. "The quantum-stabilized glass panels are oriented at exactly 73 degrees to maximize temporal field distribution. And the energy consumption must be—”
"No."
You blink, neural processes stuttering at the interruption.
Agent Min has stopped walking and turned to face you fully, his stance registering as 37% more rigid than his baseline.
"I didn't say anything," you point out, tilting your head 12 degrees in genuine confusion.
"Didn't have to." His eyes narrow by approximately 0.3 centimeters.
"Then what are you saying no to?"
"You know what."
"I genuinely don't." Your brow furrows, creating a 0.4-centimeter depression between your eyebrows. "It seems statistically improbable that you could accurately predict my thought patterns without established baseline data."
His mouth twitches—suppressed micro-expression, 0.7 seconds in duration.
"Were you or were you not thinking of using a little detour to satiate that insane curiosity of yours?"
Your silence registers at approximately 3.2 seconds.
Longer than optimal for casual conversation.
"Exactly. No."
"I find your anticipation of my mental processes presumptuous," you counter, eyes returning to the reality anchor when the uppermost floors shimmer slightly—a temporal distortion effect that standard human vision would filter out. “And I do not appreciate it.”
"Get used to it," he says, resuming walking at a pace 7% faster than before. "You will."
You match his stride automatically.
"The probability of you developing accurate predictive models of my cognitive patterns seems—”
"Already developed," he interrupts, checking his modified Chrono-Sync Watch with a quick glance. "Seventh time you've tried to investigate a reality anchor. Always the same pattern."
This statement contains multiple logical inconsistencies. You've never attempted to investigate a reality anchor before. Your security clearance wouldn't permit it.
Yet your temporal analysis centers don't flag it as a falsehood.
"How would you know that?"
He doesn't answer, instead gesturing toward the adjacent tower—a colossal structure of similar materials that rises at least 100 floors into the artificially blue sky.
"Travel spot is somewhere in the upper levels," he says, eyes scanning the building's facade. "We need to access it through the anchor first."
You process this information, calculating optimal routes.
"Why can't you pinpoint the exact location?" you ask, question emerging from your analytical centers. "Your previous statements implied familiarity with the network."
His jaw tightens by approximately 4.3 newtons.
"Travel spots shift position by 0.7 meters every 73 minutes," he explains, voice roughened. "Quantum uncertainty principle applied to spatial coordinates. Prevents CHRONOS from establishing fixed monitoring."
"That seems inefficient for a resistance network," you observe.
"That's the point." He checks his watch again—third time in 7.3 minutes. "Inefficiency creates unpredictability. CHRONOS systems are designed for pattern recognition."
You approach the base of the reality anchor, where a standard-looking entrance is monitored by temporal signature scanners disguised as decorative elements.
"How do we bypass security?" you ask, noting at least three visible monitoring devices and calculating a 94.7% probability of additional concealed systems.
"We don't," he says, reaching into his jacket and extracting what appears to be a standard CHRONOS identification card. "We walk in like we belong."
The card in his hand triggers your pattern recognition— holographic security features match authorized maintenance personnel credentials.
"Falsified identification carries a minimum penalty of 73 days in temporal isolation," you note automatically.
He almost smiles—left corner of his mouth lifting 0.2 centimeters.
"Only if you get caught."
He approaches the entrance with casual gait, and you follow—still processing the anchor's structure.
The quantum equations rippling across its surface follow a pattern that suggests...
"I told you to stop analyzing," he murmurs, voice barely audible at 17 decibels. "Your temporal signature fluctuates when you're thinking too hard. Makes you detectable."
You attempt to modulate your thought patterns, an unusual exercise that creates a 0.3-second lag in your cognitive processing.
He swipes the identification card through the scanner, which responds with a soft tone at exactly 432 Hz—the standard confirmation frequency.
The interior of the reality anchor is even more fascinating than its exterior.
The lobby appears standard-neo-minimalist design, temporal-stabilized plants arranged at mathematically significant intervals—but your enhanced perception detects the subtle wrongness of the space.
The air pressure is precisely 0.7 kPa higher than standard atmospheric conditions.
The lighting pulses at a frequency of 7 Hz, which is imperceptible to normal human vision but clearly designed to reinforce temporal compliance in visitors.
"Maintenance elevator is on the left," Agent Min says, guiding you with a subtle gesture. "Don't look at the central column."
Naturally, your eyes immediately flick toward the center of the lobby.
The sight momentarily overloads your visual processing.
A column of pure temporal energy rises from floor to ceiling, contained within quantum-stabilized glass. The energy moves in patterns that defy standard physical laws—simultaneously flowing upward and downward, existing in multiple states… at once?
"I said don't look," he hisses, fingers closing around your wrist to redirect; not enough to cause discomfort.
"What is that?" you ask, unable to fully suppress your curiosity despite his warning.
"The anchor point," he says, voice tightening as he guides you toward the maintenance elevator. "Direct connection to the Master Clock. Looking at it too long causes temporal vertigo in most humans."
You save this information, filing it under high-priority data.
"And in non-humans?"
His steps falter—0.3-second hesitation.
"In Outliers," he corrects quietly, "it can trigger awakening."
The maintenance elevator requires another scan of his falsified credentials.
As the doors close, enclosing you in a space of approximately 2.3 cubic meters, you notice the absence of standard temporal monitoring devices.
"Why aren't there cameras?" you ask, scanning the ceiling corners where monitoring equipment would typically be installed.
"Reality anchors generate too much temporal interference for standard surveillance," he explains, pressing the button for floor 30. "Creates blind spots in their system."
"That seems like a significant security vulnerability," you observe.
His mouth quirks again.
You don’t know why you’re starting to find the gesture attractive.
"Why do you think we're using it?"
The elevator ascends at precisely 3.7 meters per second, which you note is faster than standard civilian elevators but slower than executive transport. Your inner ear registers the acceleration, adjusting automatically.
"The travel spot," you begin, mind working through the problem. "You said it's in the upper levels of the adjacent tower. Why can't we access it directly?"
He leans against the elevator wall, posture relaxing by approximately 7%.
"Security protocols," he says. "The tower has standard monitoring. The anchor doesn't. We cross through the anchor's 30th floor-maintenance level, and then we use the connecting bridge to access the tower."
"And after that?"
"After that, we find the travel spot." He checks his watch again—fourth time in 12.7 minutes. "It should be somewhere between floors 90 and 97."
You calculate the search parameters.
"That's approximately 7,432 square meters of potential location space," you note. "Seems inefficient."
"I'll narrow it down once we're closer," he says. "My temporal sense can detect the quantum fluctuations at closer proximity."
The elevator slows as it approaches floor 30, and Agent Min straightens, resuming his alert posture.
"When we exit, walk like you're supposed to be here," he instructs. "Maintenance personnel check this level every 73 minutes. Current interval gives us approximately 47 minutes before the next sweep."
"Understood," you confirm, automatically adjusting your posture to match standard CHRONOS maintenance staff parameters—shoulders back, gaze forward, movements economic and purposeful.
The elevator doors open to reveal a stark corridor illuminated by temporal-stabilized lighting.
Walls are lined with quantum-reinforced panels marked with mathematical equations that your pattern recognition identifies as temporal field calculations.
Agent Min steps out first, fluid and confident.
You follow, checking every detail of this restricted environment that few civilians ever see.
"Don't touch anything," he warns, leading you down the corridor. "Some of these panels are directly connected to the temporal field generators."
You resist the urge to examine the equations more closely, focusing instead on maintaining the appropriate walking pace and posture.
"The connecting bridge is 23 meters ahead," he says, voice low. "Once we cross, we'll need to take the service stairs. The tower's elevators are monitored."
"Stairs?" you query, calculating the energy expenditure required to ascend approximately 60 floors. "That seems—"
"Necessary," he interrupts. "Unless you'd prefer to explain to CHRONOS why we're accessing restricted floors."
You concede the point with a slight nod.
15 degrees downward, 15 degrees upward.
As you walk, your mind continues processing the reality anchor's structure, the equations on the walls, the subtle vibration beneath your feet that suggests massive energy manipulation occurring somewhere below.
"You're thinking too loud again," Agent Min murmurs, not turning to look at you.
"That's not physically possible," you counter automatically.
"Your temporal signature disagrees," he says, tapping his temple with his index finger. "I can feel it fluctuating."
This statement contains another logical inconsistency.
Standard humans cannot detect temporal signatures without specialized equipment.
Yet once again, your temporal analysis centers don't flag it as a falsehood.
"How—" you begin.
"Bridge is just ahead. Stay close."
But the bridge…
It’s not offline. It’s gone.
You stare at the empty space where reinforced glass and temporal alloys should’ve formed a secure pathway.
Only support beams remain, jagged edges still glowing from whatever energy weapon severed them.
Agent Min’s eyebrows do something statistically improbable—contracting inward by 0.9 centimeters while the skin between them folds into three distinct creases.
You’ve never seen his face execute this particular combination of micro-expressions before.
“They altered this sector’s infrastructure,” he mutters, more to himself than you.
His left hand twitches toward his Chrono-Sync Watch, aborting the movement halfway.
You pivot toward the window, retinal sensors catching a faint outline-maintenance door, 3.2 meters left of the destroyed bridge.
Beyond it: a sheer drop, then the adjacent tower’s western face.
Your mind calculates the distance before your ethics committee can veto the idea.
“We could jump.”
He doesn’t immediately dismiss it.
That’s how you know things are bad.
“Distance?” he asks, joining you at the window.
“14.7 meters horizontally, 3.3 meters vertical elevation differential.” You tap the glass, triggering a subconscious visualization overlay. “Structural analysis indicates the target building’s exterior has adequate grip points for—”
“For me,” he interrupts. His breath fogs the glass near your fingertip. “Not for you.”
You tilt your head, analyzing his profile. “You’re suggesting I remain here while you—”
“I’m suggesting you stop suggesting suicide vectors.” His jaw works, a muscle ticking at 2.7-second intervals. “There’s another route. Has to be.”
You let him pace—eight steps toward the elevator, twelve back—before interrupting.
“Average human long jump record is 8.95 meters. My enhanced musculature could theoretically—”
“Theoretically splatter across sixty floors of neo-Brutalist architecture.”
You frown. “We’re only thirty floors up.”
“From the anchor,” he says. “The tower’s foundation sits two levels below base-grade. It drops into a full infrastructure pit—ventilation shafts, temporal gridwork, CHRONOS substation access. You fall here, you don’t just hit pavement. You keep falling.”
He gestures down through the glass.
“Sixty floors straight into the sector’s hollowed-out gut. Like getting thrown down a well lined with concrete and death.”
How does he even know all that?
But before you can let curiosity get the best of you again, he stops mid-stride, pinning you with that look again. The one that makes your internal processors skip.
“But—”
“No.”
You frown, press your palm against the window, feeling the tower’s vibration through the glass.
“Then you go first. Anchor a line. I’ll follow.”
He’s already shaking his head. “Temporal energy doesn’t work like that. Can’t manifest solid constructs without—”
“Without triggering every sensor in the sector. Yes.” You turn from the window, meeting his glare. “So, again, that leaves one option.”
For three seconds, the only sound is the reality anchor’s low-frequency hum.
Then he swears—a creative combination of English and technical jargon your language centers can’t fully parse.
The maintenance door handle feels colder than ambient temperature suggests. You’re calculating wind shear variables when his gloved hand covers yours, halting the motion.
“If we do this,” he says, voice stripped to its raw edges, “you follow my instructions exactly. No deviations. No calculations mid-air. Understood?”
You nod, the movement precise.
15 degrees down, 15 up.
He releases your hand to grip both shoulders instead, leaning in until his mint-and-ozone scent overrides the tower’s sterile air.
“When you jump, you don’t think about falling. You don’t think about distance. You think about needing to be on that ledge. Your entire existence becomes that single purpose.”
You open your mouth to request clarification on biomechanical feasibility—
“No.” His fingers tighten. “No questions. Your body knows how. You just have to stop overloading it with doubt.”
The paradox registers immediately.
“But without understanding the mechanism—”
“Understanding comes later.” His thumb presses into your collarbone, exactly where that freckle hides beneath synthetic fabric. “Surviving comes now.”
You glance past him to the abyss.
He opens the door.
The wind’s howling at 37 knots now, whipping hair into your eyes.
“Probability of success?”
He doesn’t sugarcoat it. “Sixty-eight percent. If you focus.”
“And if I don’t?”
For the first time, his face contracts—a fractional widening of pupils, a minuscule catch in his breathing rhythm.
“Then I’ll reset time until you do.”
The words register as raw, hovering between you for a few seconds before he finally turns toward the void.
You watch him leap—no hesitation, no visible calculation. Just pure intent translated into motion.
He makes it look effortless.
And then it’s your turn.
The wind screams. The city sprawls below, a mosaic of blue-lit grids and shadow.
You psych up the variables: air density, potential updrafts, the exact angle of your target ledge.
Then you stop thinking.
You launch, and the world narrows to wind and numbers.
For a moment, there’s no sound, no up or down. Just velocity and the impossible distance between you and the ledge.
Adrenaline floods your system, not sharp but heavy, like a stone pressed to your sternum.
You’re aware of your own mass, the drag of your body through air, the way your limbs cut a path no algorithm could ever predict.
Agent Min is already there, turned halfway, eyes tracking your arc. His mouth moves—maybe a warning, maybe your ID number—but the rush drowns it out.
You think of the other side. You need to reach the other side.
The imperative is simple, absolute.
Not crossing means plummeting. Not crossing means becoming a data point in a CHRONOS incident report.
You make the mistake of looking down.
Thirty floors up, the city is abstract.
Cars, people, light—all reduced to static.
The void is real.
You feel it in your teeth, in the way your stomach seems to invert, in the cold sweat prickling your palms.
Your calculations fracture. The ground is coming up fast.
You look up.
Agent Min’s silhouette sharpens against the skyline, mint hair a streak of color in the blue haze. His eyes widen—first time you’ve seen that particular fear.
He’s reaching for something, or maybe just reaching.
You’re falling.
The world tilts. Air roars past your ears. Time dilates, then contracts.
You’re aware of every heartbeat, every useless attempt your muscles make to grab onto empty space.
The ledge is gone. The city is too close.
Then—discontinuity.
You’re upright. Feet planted on solid ground. Breath caught in your throat.
Your hands move before your mind does, fingers flexing, checking for fractures, for blood, for any sign of what should have happened.
Everything responds. No pain. No missing time.
Agent Min spins, posture radiating pure stress and panic.
His face is a study in shock—mouth open, eyes blown wide, like he’s seen a ghost.
You blink. He blinks.
Your heart is still racing, but your body is whole. You’re here. You made it. The numbers don’t add up, but the outcome is undeniable.
You’re alive.
Agent Min’s gaze darts between your left and right pupils, rapid assessment mode engaged, as if he’s scanning for damage or data.
“Damn it, Noma,” he mutters, voice rough and frayed at the edges. “Holy hell.”
His hands clench into tight fists at his sides, knuckles whitening under the strain.
You note the micro-tremor in his fingers-2.3 hertz, consistent with suppressed impulse.
He exhales, a controlled release of 1.7 liters of air over 3.1 seconds, then drags a gloved hand down his face, smearing frustration across his features.
Before you can catalog further, a mechanical whine pierces the air-high-pitched, 17 kHz, consistent with a CHRONOS surveillance drone.
Agent Min’s posture shifts instantly, weight forward, arm half-raised to shield or shove you aside.
“Watch—”
You tilt your head back, a reflex, not a decision.
There’s a sound—metal crumpling, like foil under pressure—and the drone’s frame twists mid-flight, folding inward at impossible angles.
It drops, a lifeless heap, 4.7 meters below the ledge.
He stares at the wreckage, then at you.
“Well. Alright then.”
Your mind is already running diagnostics.
“Did I cause that?”
He lets out a long, resigned breath, shoulders dropping by 1.2 centimeters.
“Yeah. You did.”
“How?”
Your spatial awareness logs are blank—no memory of intent, no record of action. Yet the evidence is undeniable: twisted alloy, a perfect collapse.
You flex your fingers again, searching for a trigger, a mechanism. “Was that a manipulation of spatial configuration? A localized distortion field? I need parameters.”
He steps closer, mint and ozone cutting through the sterile tower air, but his expression is all weariness.
“We gotta move, Noma. Now.”
You plant your feet, shifting your center of gravity to counter his subtle pull.
“Explanation required. Did I alter the drone’s physical positioning? Compress its structural integrity via spatial warp? Or—”
He makes a sound full of resignation.
“Look, Noma, I l—”
He cuts himself off, jaw snapping shut with an audible click.
A recalibration.
“I get it. I do. But we don’t have the luxury of a debrief right now.”
Your brow creases, a 0.5-centimeter furrow.
“Understanding the mechanics of an undocumented ability is not a luxury. It’s a necessity. If I can replicate—”
“You will,” he interrupts, voice low but firm, carrying a weight you can’t parse. “Just not here. Not with drones sniffing our temporal signatures.”
You glance at the wreckage again, mind spinning through theoretical models.
No data, no precedent.
Just a gut—deep certainty that you reshaped reality without conscious input.
The implications are staggering.
If you can do this instinctively, what else lies dormant? What are the limits? Energy costs? Detection risks?
He’s watching you, reading the cascade of queries behind your eyes. “I know that look. And I’m telling you to shelve it. We’re exposed.”
“Five seconds,” you negotiate, already cross-referencing the drone’s design against known CHRONOS tech. “If I can isolate the method—”
“Zero seconds.” He grumbles, fingers wrapping around your wrist and pulling you behind him. “Survival first. Science later.”
Your logic centers protest, but the risk assessment aligns with his.
You exhale—petulant, probably, but you do not care.
Because whatever you did, it’s a piece of the puzzle. A fragment of who—or what—you are.
And you’ll dissect it, variable by variable, until the equation balances.
You don’t realize you’ve been holding your breath until the air shifts.
Up here, it tastes different.
Thinner. Filtered, maybe. Like someone cleaned it too well, stripped it of anything real.
The ground is nothing but blur—washed out in streaks of artificial white and synthetic blue haze. Designed to erase depth perception. To flatten the concept of below into something distant. Forgettable.
CHRONOS engineering at its finest.
You step closer to the edge, boots scraping faintly against the metal grating.
The city is unrecognizable from this height. Not a city at all, just layers of grids and light. Soft pulses of movement that don’t quite feel alive. No wind reaches this far up, only some sort of hum—low, steady, mechanical.
You wonder if the workers stationed here can still hear it when they sleep.
If they ever sleep.
You’ve read the reports. Rotating shifts, twenty-hour cycles, neural stimulants to bypass natural fatigue responses. Cognitive degradation flagged as acceptable collateral. Worker retention rate at 37.2%.
In other words: not sustainable.
But great pay.
You press your fingertips lightly to the edge of the railing. Cool to the touch. Grounding, somehow.
You scan the skyline, calculating angles, distances, escape vectors you’re not sure you’ll ever need but catalog anyway.
That’s what you do.
What you’ve always done.
But the sky pulls at you. Quietly. Persistently.
Dark velvet stretched wide above your head, broken only by the scatter of stars.
You tip your chin back, gaze locking onto a thousand silent points of light, each one burning impossibly far away.
Data points you can never reach, but something in you reaches anyway.
And there—framed in that endless black—
The moon.
Not in any model you’ve ever studied. Not filtered through facility-grade optics or distorted by atmospheric interference.
Just… suspended. Brilliant. Whole. A perfect sphere painted in shades of silver and shadow.
It’s too much, too big.
Your breath catches again, chest tightening like something fragile just cracked open inside you.
It escapes before you can stop it. A single word.
“Beautiful.”
Soft. Uncalculated.
You freeze the second it leaves your mouth, pulse stuttering in your throat.
You didn’t mean to say that.
You never mean to say things like that.
A breath stirs the space beside you. Not yours.
“…Yeah.”
Quiet. Barely more than air.
“…Beautiful.”
The confirmation scrapes against something unsteady inside you.
You shouldn’t turn. You know you shouldn’t. But your gaze shifts anyway, slow and reluctant, as if giving your body too much permission might undo you entirely.
He’s already watching.
Agent Min.
Not the skyline. Not the moon. Not the impossible stretch of space yawning above you.
You.
And he doesn’t look away.
For a suspended second, nobody speaks.
Then his eyes flicker gold.
It's the seventeenth time you've seen it happen. Seventeenth. You've been keeping count, tracking when it occurs, searching for the pattern. Not random—nothing about him is ever random—but the trigger remains frustratingly elusive.
Is it emotional response? Memory access? Some kind of power regulation failing?
You step closer until you can detect the subtle heat radiating from him—always running warmer than human baseline.
His pupils track your movement, dilating slightly.
A measurable response.
His fingers tighten on the railing, leather creaking under pressure. You note this detail, file it away.
He stares at you.
You stare back.
"I've been meaning to ask," you say, keeping your voice even despite the strange pressure building under your sternum—like something's trying to expand beyond the confines of your ribcage.
His throat shifts as he swallows. Blinks once.
“Ask what?"
"Your eyes."
His gaze slides away, avoiding yours for exactly 3.2 seconds before returning. Avoidance behavior.
Why?
The silence grows heavy between you.
If you were better at social interactions, you might understand why he doesn't respond.
But you're not, so you elaborate.
"I have noticed they appear to shine at certain moments." You tilt your head slightly. "The same color as your tendrils. But I can't seem to figure out the why."
His focus drops briefly to your mouth before returning to your eyes. Quick. Almost imperceptible. But you catch it—and the flash of gold that accompanies it.
Interesting correlation.
He looks at your lips = eyes change.
Cause and effect?
Sexual response?
Your gloved hand lifts toward his face, hovering in the space between you.
Not touching. Not yet. Just... there. Testing a hypothesis.
"Noma," he says, your nickname rough around the edges. "That's... not advisable."
Why does that name feel so familiar when he says it?
"Why not?" The tilt of your head increases, curiosity sharpening. "I'm collecting data. Your ocular anomalies appear to correlate with specific emotional states."
You watch his pupils expand, blackness swallowing the iris except for that gleaming ring of gold.
"It's not a lab experiment." His jaw clenches, muscle rippling beneath skin.
He's restraining something. But what?
"Everything is data," you counter, your hand still suspended between you. "The gold appears when proximity decreases between us. When conversation shifts toward personal topics. When you look at my—"
You stop yourself. Recalibrate.
"When certain visual attention patterns emerge."
His breath changes rhythm—slower in, quicker out. You track this shift automatically.
"And what conclusion have you reached based on these... observations?" His voice has become unsteady.
In it, a roughness that wasn't there before.
The scientist in you needs to categorize it.
The rest of you just wants to hear more of it.
"Insufficient evidence for definitive conclusion." Your palm drifts closer to his face. "Hence the need for additional testing parameters."
"Agent." Warning laces his tone, but you note the contradiction in his body language—the slight forward tilt, the micromovement toward your hand.
Your watch beeps softly. Temporal variance: 0.87%.
Why does your temporal signature fluctuate around him?
Why does your body recognize patterns your brain can't access?
"The gloves provide sufficient barrier protection for initial contact testing," you say, though in the back of your mind, you know that's not why you want to touch him. Not really.
"It's not about the barrier," he says, still not pulling away.
"Then what is it about?"
His eyes lock with yours, longer than his usual pattern. Something shifts in them—not just the color, but something deeper.
Like barriers cracking.
"It's about..." He pauses, searching for words. "Restraint."
"Explain."
Not a request. A need.
One corner of his mouth quirks up. "Demanding tonight, aren't we?"
Your hand inches closer.
"Is that why your eyes change?" You push for answers, always pushing. "A failure of restraint?"
A sound catches in his throat, something between amusement and pain.
"They change when I'm..." He stops, recalibrates. "When I feel things too strongly."
"What things?"
"Anger. Fear."
His gaze drops to your mouth again, longer this time.
"Want."
The word settles into your chest, makes a home there.
"And now?" Your voice sounds different to your own ears, pitched lower. "Which is it?"
His hand leaves the railing, wraps around your wrist. Not pushing away—just holding. Containing—touch gentle but unmistakably firm.
"What do you think, Noma?" Your nickname sounds different this time.
Softer. Almost tender.
Why does it affect you when he says it like that?
You mentally catalog his physiological responses: dilated pupils, elevated respiration, muscle tension patterns indicating both arousal and resistance.
"Want," you determine with absolute certainty.
His eyes flare gold again—holding this time, not flickering away.
"Good analysis," he murmurs, still not releasing your wrist.
Your pulse thrums against his fingers. You can feel it jumping, betraying things your clinical mind refuses to name.
"May I?" Your gloved hand moves closer to his cheek.
Why are you pushing this? Why does it matter?
This isn't efficient data collection.
This is... something else.
His throat works as he swallows.
"We shouldn't," he says, strain evident in every syllable. "That's my professional assessment."
"We're both still wearing gloves," you argue, logic centers frantically constructing justifications. "Barrier intact. Risk parameters acceptable."
"You know it’s not about statistics." His grip loosens slightly.
He doesn't elaborate.
Something complicated moves across his face, too fast for even your pattern recognition to decipher.
You need to know. You need to understand.
Why him? Why you? Why now?
Decision made, your hand pushes forward, breaking through his weakened resistance. Your gloved fingers make contact with his cheek.
And—
Oh.
The sensation defies categorization. Despite the barrier of fabric between you, something passes through the touch.
A current.
An echo.
Something your scientific vocabulary can't properly name.
His eyes close. He looks suddenly vulnerable in a way that makes your chest ache.
"Your temporal signature," he says quietly, "it just... aligned with mine."
Your eyes drop to your watch. Temporal variance: 0.00%.
Perfect stabilization.
That's impossible.
There's no precedent for this in any temporal physics model.
"How?" The question slips out, unfiltered and raw.
His eyes open slowly, gold filling them completely now.
Steady and bright and impossibly beautiful.
Beautiful.
"Because," he says simply, "we're designed to fit."
You should process this information. Should file it away with all your other observations about Agent Min and his inexplicable abilities. Should create new theoretical models to explain the perfect temporal alignment currently registered on your watch.
Instead, you just... feel.
The warmth beneath your fingers. The impossible gold of his eyes. The way your body seems to recognize him on some cellular level your mind can't access.
‘We're designed to fit.’
The implications of that statement should terrify you.
Instead, they feel like coming home.
You're staring into his golden eyes when a low whizz cuts through the air.
Your auditory processing centers register the sound at approximately 17kHz—just within human hearing range, but with a distinct mechanical oscillation pattern consistent with CHRONOS drone propulsion systems.
Before your brain can fully process the threat, Agent Min's head whips around—reaction time approximately 0.3 seconds faster than optimal human baseline. His pupils contract, gold flares brighter, mouth opens to form what appears to be a warning.
Too late.
Something hits you from behind—force vector approximately 47 newtons, angle of impact suggesting deliberate trajectory. The pressure against your back lasts precisely 0.7 seconds.
Then nothing.
Air rushes past your ears at increasing velocity. Your inner ear fluid shifts dramatically, sending conflicting data to your vestibular system. Gravity reasserts its dominance with brutal efficiency.
You're falling.
Again.
Acceleration rate: 9.8 meters per second squared.
Terminal velocity approaching.
Probability of survival without intervention: 0.003%.
The analytical part of your brain calculates these figures automatically while your body experiences what can only be termed as terror—heart rate spike of 73%, adrenal glands flooding your system with cortisol and epinephrine.
"NOMA!"
The sound tears through the rushing air—raw, primal, carrying a frequency range your pattern recognition flags as desperate.
You twist mid-air, arms instinctively moving to shield your head from inevitable impact.
That's when you see him.
Agent Min.
Yoongi.
Falling just above you, body positioned in a perfect diving form that creates maximum aerodynamic efficiency.
His trajectory indicates purposeful action.
He jumped after you.
He's saying something—lips moving rapidly—but the blood rushing in your ears creates a noise barrier approximately 84 decibels. His words are lost in the chaos of your fall.
Your abilities.
The thought crystallizes with sudden clarity.
You teleported earlier. Spatial manipulation. If you could replicate that effect now—
Focus. But how? What's the trigger mechanism?
Your thoughts scatter across multiple processing centers, frantically searching for the neural pathway that activated during the previous incident.
Agent Min never explained the mechanics.
He should have.
You’ll make sure to have that conversation later.
If you survive, that is.
Golden tendrils emerge from his outstretched fingers, extending at velocities that defy standard temporal physics. They reach toward you, pushing against the air itself as if trying to accelerate his fall beyond normal gravitational parameters.
You struggle to replicate whatever neural pathway activated before. Nothing happens. Your fingers flex, your mind focuses, your desperation builds.
What triggered it before? Survival instinct? Specific neural configuration? Direct threat vector?
The golden traces stretch further, now mere centimeters from your reaching hands. Their movement creates visible distortion in the air, like reality itself warping around their influence.
Then—
Something shifts within you.
Not gradual.
Not building.
A sudden quantum change in your neural configuration.
Your cognitive perception splits for exactly 0.7 seconds—awareness operating in multiple states simultaneously.
Tendrils emerge from your own fingertips.
Golden, like his, but fundamentally different. Where his flow like liquid, yours crystallize like faceted gold. Where his move in clockwise patterns, yours rotate counterclockwise.
Opposing rotations.
Perfect complements.
They reach out—not by your conscious command but through some deeper programming—and intertwine with his traces. The contact creates an immediate energy transfer that registers across your neural receptors as both hot and cold simultaneously.
In the space between one heartbeat and the next, the world blurs. Spatial coordinates shift in ways that violate every physical law you've ever studied. Distance compresses, then expands.
You're in his arms.
The transition happens without intermediate steps—one moment falling separately, the next secured against his chest, his left arm wrapped around your waist with exactly 82% more pressure than necessary for stability.
You register multiple data points simultaneously:
- His elevated body temperature: 39.1°C
- His heartbeat: 172 BPM
- His breathing: rapid, shallow, 24 respirations per minute
- His face: positioned 3.4 centimeters from your cheek, over your shoulder
So close. One small movement would bring skin against skin.
Your temporal readings spike at the mere possibility.
Before you can process this new configuration, another force vector impacts you both—lateral trajectory, approximately 93 newtons.
Not from Agent Min.
External source.
Someone else.
Your coupled bodies are propelled sideways at high velocity.
The world blurs again as you and Agent Min, still locked together, phase through what appears to be solid matter.
Glass. Concrete. Steel.
Your molecular structure should be encountering significant resistance, yet moves through these barriers like they're nothing more than projections.
Quantum tunneling? Spatial displacement? Molecular phasing? Your scientific vocabulary struggles to categorize the experience.
Impact comes suddenly—both of you hitting a solid surface at approximately 37% of terminal velocity. The force disperses through your skeletal structure, joints absorbing kinetic energy at efficiency rates that exceed normal human parameters.
You roll, momentum carrying you across hard flooring. Pain signals to your central nervous system—data indicating tissue stress but not structural failure.
When you finally stop, every bone in your body aches with the signature of controlled landing trauma.
Not optimal, certainly not comfortable, but survivable.
Survivable by design.
You inhale sharply—2.1 liters of air in 0.8 seconds—and your eyes search frantically for Agent Min.
Where is he? Was he injured in the landing? Who pushed you? How did you phase through solid matter?
Your golden tendrils have vanished, leaving only lingering warmth on your fingertips where they emerged.
Your watch beeps an unfamiliar pattern: Temporal-spatial variance detected. Recalibration required.
You blink rapidly, visual processing recalibrating as you scan the environment.
Sleek walls. Polished concrete floor.
Location unknown. Sector indeterminate.
Blood drips onto your hand. Your nose is bleeding again—heavier flow than before. Your fingertips come away stained crimson. Your skull throbs in pulses, each one making your vision blur at the edges.
"For fuck's sake, Jungkook, you almost killed them!"
Taehyung's voice cuts through the fog in your head, sharp with that specific tension you've cataloged as his version of concern.
"I was literally on the clock before they became sidewalk art!" Jungkook shoots back, hands gesturing wildly. "Next time maybe give me more than a seven-second window!"
"Seven seconds is generous considering—"
"Generous?" Jungkook's voice cracks slightly. "Try mimicking two completely different abilities at once! My brain feels like it's been microwaved!"
The argument washes over you in waves as you press your palm to your forehead.
The pain isn't unbearable, just... insistent.
Demanding attention like everything else in this mess of a situation.
Your eyes find Agent Min, seated on the floor several meters away. His right hand grips his left shoulder, features tightening in a microexpression of pain he's clearly trying to suppress.
The joint looks wrong—angled slightly off anatomical baseline.
"We don't have fucking time." His voice slices through the bickering, rough-edged and final. "They're onto us."
Jungkook whips around.
“No shit? Why do you think we had to pull this stunt?" His hand sweeps through the air. "We couldn't even reach you with Taehyung's interfacing—you were completely out of range! Thank god Y/N's abilities are something else entirely."
Agent Min's eyes narrow, focusing on Jungkook with an intensity that carries clear warning.
Not a word.
Just that look.
The one that stops conversations dead.
Jungkook registers it immediately, jaw snapping shut, body language shifting from confrontational to compliant in under a second.
Interesting.
They're hiding something about your abilities.
What exactly don't they want you to know?
Taehyung clears his throat—a sound designed to redirect attention.
He points behind him toward what can only be described as a tear in reality itself. A circular formation pulsing with quantum uncertainty, its borders shifting between states of matter in ways that shouldn't be physically possible.
"What about base first, arguing later?" he suggests, voice calm in that way people get when they're trying too hard.
You wipe blood from your upper lip. Your eyes find Agent Min again, seeking his reaction. His gaze meets yours briefly before sliding away, gold still lingering at the edges of his irises.
Why won't he look at you properly?
What does he know that you don't?
"What is that?" The question falls from your lips before you can stop it, analytical systems demanding data despite everything else.
"Travel spot. Portal to headquarters," Taehyung answers, shoulders relaxing slightly at the subject change.
You shift your weight, preparing to stand, when your temporal readings spike without warning. The numbers flash red: 3.17%
That's not good.
"Stabilize her," Agent Min orders, voice clipped. "Temporal cascade imminent."
Jungkook moves fast, crossing the space between you in under a second.
His fingers press against your temporal monitor, executing adjustments with practiced precision.
"Breathing," he instructs, tone sliding into something steadier. "Seven in, seven out. Match me."
The contact triggers something—a flash of memory that doesn't quite feel like yours:
Different hands.
Same words.
"Breathe with me, Noma. Focus."
Pain spikes behind your eyes as incompatible memory patterns try to align. The room tilts slightly.
"What happened up there?" Taehyung asks, attention on Agent Min.
"Temporal ambush," he answers, face tight. "Drones masked behind a reality field."
Taehyung's eyebrows rise. "That's still in R&D."
"Apparently not anymore." Agent Min pushes himself upright, grimacing as his shoulder shifts. "They're adapting faster this time."
This time.
As opposed to when?
"Your tendrils connected with his," Jungkook says quietly as he monitors your readings. "That's what stabilized you both mid-fall."
You blink, memory fragments of golden light intertwining in freefall.
The way your body reacted without conscious direction.
The impossibility of the physics involved.
Agent Min moves toward the portal with measured steps. "We need to move before CHRONOS tracks the spatial distortion."
"She deserves to know what she can do," Jungkook says, voice low but firm.
Agent Min stops, spine stiffening visibly.
“When she's ready."
"And who decides that?" Jungkook challenges, though his hands remain gentle on your monitor. "You?"
The tension between them feels old somehow. Well-worn. Like terrain they've crossed many times.
"Portal stability dropping," Taehyung interrupts, hand cutting through the air. "Either we go now, or we're stuck here."
Agent Min's eyes flick between you and the portal, calculations running visible behind his eyes.
“We are leaving.” He simply mutters, final.
“Of course we are.” Jungkook replies with a hint of something almost like resignation.
Your temporal readings begin to stabilize: 1.47% and decreasing.
Jungkook's hands withdraw from your monitor. "Stable enough for transit."
Agent Min approaches, movements careful despite his obvious discomfort. His right hand extends toward you, gloved palm up.
"The first transit is... disorienting," he says, voice dropping to something softer. "Holding on helps with the spatial realignment."
You stare at his outstretched hand. The leather creases in familiar patterns. The angle of his fingers seems to match your palm perfectly.
‘We're designed to fit.’
His earlier words echo through your mind, connecting dots you didn't even know existed.
"Noma," he says quietly. "Trust me on this one."
The nickname bypasses all your analytical systems, triggering responses you can't explain or quantify.
Your hand moves before your brain fully catches up, fingers sliding into his with strange, impossible familiarity.
Your watch beeps once more: Temporal variance: 0.73%.
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
shout out to people who's family isnt entirely bad or entirely good, but something in between and you dont know how to feel about them. you feel angry but you also feel guilty, because you know they genuinely love and care about you, but sometimes they show it in a way you know its not okay. your feelings are valid, your anger and sadness and grief are valid, and you dont have to prove this to no one. bigger shout out to those with memory issues who know something isnt right but can't recall all of the bad events, only the feelings, which only increases the guilt.
After years of starting to watch it, not being in the right mindset, and bailing, I was finally in the exact right moment in my life to rewatch / finish watching The Good Place and I feel so satisfied. Obviously, the characters, arcs, and themes are beautiful and cathartic but do you know what else was beautifully cathartic? The fact that the writers were always one step ahead of me, literally every single time I started having doubts. "Wait, Janet didn't say, 'Not a girl', hmm, that's a disappointing mistak-oh my god!" "Yay, they're finally getting into The Good Place, but wait, isn't an eternity of paradise going to seem mundane after what they've been thro-they did it again!" "Aw, was that Michael's last scene? What a perfect ending for him. I only wish that the writers had remembered him wanting to say, 'Take it sleasy.' Ah well. Let me get emotionally invested in Eleanor passing through The Door. This was truly a beautif-wait, what's-no, no, they're NOT-?! This is one of the best shows I have ever watched."
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Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.
There's a post from about a month ago where @thatlittleegyptologist goes into detail about how and why certain elements of this story are incorrect. I'm gonna summarize two relevant points here but I highly recommend reading the whole post because it's fascinating stuff!
Egypt at this time was a non-monetary economy, so the workers were not striking for better wages as such; they were paid in rations of foodstuffs, and their latest pay was half a month late because there was an ongoing famine. The workers were striking to be paid at all, and the food was not meant as placation, but a partial payment of what they were owed.
The bit about sunscreen is a misunderstanding of a mistranslation of the part in the scroll where it describes a lack of cooking oil.
Yeah this is the tweet thread @rudjedet and I were gnashing our teeth about yesterday. Rudjedet did try to give the guy correct information, but he got pissy and blocked her because 'he had sources', which he hadn't read because even reading the translation would tell you none of his thread is correct.
Like the worst take away from all of this is that they 'blocked access to the Valley of the Kings' in order to get their pay. Nope! They blocked access to the Mortuary temples of the deceased kings, which is actually even more badass. You see, when Ancient Egyptians died, they believed their Ka (in the afterlife) needed to be sustained with offerings that the Ba would come to the tomb to collect. If offerings were not left, then the Ka would die in the afterlife and so would the deceased. Like permadeath. Ordinary folk would leave offerings in the tombs of their loved ones for this purpose. Tombs of the Kings, however? Those were sealed. So they had mortuary temples with priests who gave offerings every day. These men were blocking the proper function of the temples that were maintaining the Ka's of the dead kings, meaning that if the issue wasn't resolved then, according to the Egyptians beliefs, the dead kings would die again in the afterlife. That would be a catastrophe of such unimaginable proportions, because a dead king functioned as many different things...one of which was to battle Apep and allow the sun to rise in the morning.
So, yeah, please read my addition to that other post, which the OP of the tweet has very clearly read and isn't citing, and learn some more about the Turin Strike Papyrus. It's got Hieroglyphs on it!
I mean, I did end my thread by telling him in no uncertain terms that he was a journalism-unworthy twat for deliberately making a pretense of credence by using terms as "research shows" and passive-aggressively linking an article that he absolutely didn't read, so you know. But I feel that if you're deliberately gonna angle for engagement with Western ideological projections and rehashed Tumblr posts, you shouldn't be surprised when people call you out.
But anyway people with Twitter accounts could, I guess, make my thread a little more popular there. Every little bit helps because it's n e v e r the corrections that go viral.
jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson
Legends only
For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help
Jane Fonda’s activism did, in fact, hurt her career, and she’s out there risking it all again. She wasn’t just involved in protest since the Vietnam war (tho that is what did her career the most damage, some lawmakers were actually calling for her to be tried for treason over it)
She was already under government surveillance before that for her support of the Black Panthers and her show of solidarity with two separate first nations re-occupations (Fort Lawton and Alcatraz).
She’s not being silly or doing a bit or pulling a PR stunt. She’s just not letting the cops scare her. Because this is far from her first rodeo.
She was arrested on trumped-up drug smuggling charges, which an officer later admitted was their only way of booking her because god damn Nixon wanted her arrested for her anti-Vietnam War activism. The FBI and the CIA, and the NSA had been surveilling her for months without her knowledge.
If there is any celebrity whose activism is not empty lip service, it’s Jane fucking Fonda.
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As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh