Helloooooooo

you only enjoy those interests, fashions, jokes, and references because you are a historically contingent subject and they're proximate parts of the context from which you emerged

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

wolftopia home of trans people

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

I hate when ppl act shocked that rappers know "high brow" cultural references. It's so condescending "this dumb black guy knows about art" as if they're not the main producers of modern culture.

official linguistics post

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

"Why do you like meta humor and fourth wall breaking?" Okay, well, to understand where it started, you need to know that Grover is a blue little fuzzy friendly monster, and he starts the story out by warning us that, at the end of the book...