I know a ton of things about fruit flies

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

usamerican liberals will say "our country was founded by immigrants" no babes I get what ur going for but it wasn't it was founded by murderous rapist colonists who massacred the indigenous people.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

Girls I am looking you in the eye and holding you tight. 99% of all things people describe as being female or male puberty is made up bullshit. Sex is not as black and white as you think (nor is it real for that matter.) Please. Dont listen. Jaw sizes and leg lengths and whatever is made up, misogynistic, and sometimes even race science. PLEASE im begging you to not hold yourself to such standards, much less other people.

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

*so horny it doesnt even register physically anymore* now draw them slaying each other in battle

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

YES