TANNER BLOG

After months of frustrating legal setbacks, the kids finally started shooting their “Hoop Dreams” reboot today. #marriedtothegame #slamdunk #pizza #vhs #perrytheplatypus #nike #step2 #purllamb

She was doing it until she wasn’t. WTF training wheels?! You had one job. #brokenbike #brokenkid #brokendreams

If I die today, or anytime really, I’m proud and honored that this is what my kids will have to remember me by.

See Lance Micheal Keaton (LMK) in motion here: https://vimeo.com/189511265

What if I told you that a pullover jacket could take you from zero to hero? Meet Lance Michael Keaton. In 1990 he was the coolest kid in middle school. Shot on real VHS tape with a real VHS camera.

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"The Burbs", 1989.

Princess Mismatch takin' it to the streets with her #Bose wireless. #billyjoel #wedidntstartthefire #preach #frozen #suburbs

This one's for all the #haters man. Who needs #squadgoals when you got #squidgoals🐙🐙🐙 #peopleofparkville #parkvillians #cephalopod #sunglasses #takeaknee

Half #butterfly, half #squid, she's a #buttersquid. #naturalhistorymuseum #hat #mutant #bed #cosplay

If you look closely you can see me and Vicki “directing” from the steps of our back porch.

Everything she says is true. Basically.

Matthew probably wouldn’t like this, but I think he’d respect it.

So suddenly Super Emi started running into the (probably hepatitis infested) waters, so I lost track of what I was doing and smacked my head on the damn concrete ceiling. I sound so pathetic but it hurt like hell. To make things way worse, moments later while I was sitting on the ground rubbing my head she asked me why I had a big hole in my hair. I had no idea I was balding. Way to kick a guy when he's down Super Emi.

Just a 360° panoramic shot of me and my lawyer practicing our survival skills in the woods. We did NOT bring the rice cakes with us from civilization. My lawyer found them under a patch of moss.

Life just kicked this poor kid right in the feels. She’ll get her glorious revenge tomorrow, but for now she’s just gonna light some stuff on fire and watch it burn.