‧₊˚✩ intoxicated razzle-dazzle ✩˚₊‧

i love pleasantly unpleasant sensory experiences. getting tattooed. eating a too-big dollop of wasabi and feeling like i've been kicked in the face. being outside when it is very very cold and a little kiss of frigid air slipping between my glove and coat sleeve. people say building discomfort tolerance is important because discomfort is an inevitable part of life, and that's true, but discomfort can also be a source of joy and part of what makes life worth living.

I am so delighted by all the people tagging this with sensations I fucking hate ❤️❤️❤️ the world is so wide

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2

public service announcement: this post has escaped dragon age containment and to everyone tagging it “wow! this sounds cool! i need to play dragon age!” and i need you to understand: if you agree with me that you think this idea sounds like it would be cool, DO NOT BEGIN PLAYING DRAGON AGE FOR ANY REASON

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

i would care about the world cup if there were more players on the pitch and rhe pitch was made of marble and bricks and concrete and filled wirh benches and the players wore voluminois white jerseys and the ball was a sort of decree or law and the referee was called "tribune of the plebs

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt