they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

Wrong. There's also Tumblr.

something i love in REALLY old gmod videos is where they're on 2fort or something and they're doing something with a lot of movement but you can clearly see the sky and clearly see that the clouds are moving at mach speed because there wasn't a way to get around that yet

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

best possible fucking response

one of the worst feelings in fandom is when the canon version of a character is one of your favorites ever but their fanon interpretation is just something you want to dropkick into a dying star and watch it all go supernova hopefully from close enough that it will obliterate you and your memory of what the fandom did to them in the process

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

Are you like the only guy who hasn’t been in Jerusalem this weekend? still one of the funniest beats in Scripture

While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. And he said to them, “What is this conversation that you are holding with each other as you walk?” And they stood still, looking sad. Then one of them, named Cleopas, answered him, “Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?” (Luke 24:15-18)

“What, have you been dead for three days or something?”