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its normal rome to me. just a glimpse into how ancient my mind has become

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

polar beverages is the only company i would sell out to. only good thing to come out of worcester

Official Post of Massachusetts

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

onto better things thursday

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death