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you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

license plate sighting MY ABYSS

gotta be honest still thinking about #myabyss

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation