#midsomerposting

joyce barnaby ma’am you deserve the world i’m sorry every hobby you take up has someone getting their intestines wound up onto an antique spinning wheel or whatever. you deserve comically large glasses of wine in your succession of sunlit kitchens forever.

underrated aspect of midsomer murders is just how horny everyone is allowed to be, including middle-aged or old or just plain unattractive people it’s refreshing!!!

I love when an American shows up on Midsomer Murders because you just know you're about to hear an incredibly surreal series of vowel sounds and accent choices that no human being has ever naturally uttered.

Man you never want someone with black gloves to ominously cut your roses at night do you

At this point they should just arrest anyone in Midsomer county who buys black leather gloves.

Love that in this episode of Midsomer Murders the scientist building a pseudo-Cerebro in his father's basement DOES always wear a lab coat. Because Science.

I realize it’s the dramatic constraints of television but the font on this man’s laptop on Midsomer Murders is 72pt at LEAST.