tamaro

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

When you think your executives are functioning and you’re doing laundry and you’re like “look at me fucking goooooo” and then. you see. the article of clothing you actually wanted to wash not with its brethren. and you. forgor

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try