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It chose.

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cheshirecatlair

Cracking open a boy with the cold ones.

@nixon-official

what the fuck

bitch stop playing

Cracking open a boy with the cold ones.

kissy-kissinger

@nixon-official

#what happens in the bohemian grove states in the bohemian grove

nixon-official

🎶EVERYBODY'S SHELL-SHOCKED BY THE WORLD!🎵

kissy-kissinger

I'm not

#kissinger #henry kissinger #nixon #richard nixon

You adorable little silly baby

I do da war crimes goo goo gah gah

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nixon-official

watergate

MY HEAD IS POUNDING AND I HEAR A THOUSAND MEGAPHONES SURROUND ME FROM ALL DIRECTIONS REPEATING THIS SACRED PHRASE: "YOU ARE WE ARE YOU ARE WE AND I IS THOU AND WE ARE ME AND I AM I AM I AM THAT GREAT I AM"

joseph-stalin-mccarthy

Damn that sounds like psychic driving. @kissy-kissinger showed me how that works.

kissy-kissinger

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE STAYS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE!

#nixon #richard nixon #henry kissinger #bohemian grove

nixon-official

ok we know your stance on juggling lab but what about juggalos

*Stares blankly into the abyss for 6 minutes straight as memories from the Bohemian Grove flash before his eyes. Suddenly shakes himself and snaps out of it*

Sorry, I forgot your question. What was that? Oh, right...juggalos. They don't exist.

kissy-kissinger

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE STAYS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE!

#CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS #bohemian grove #henry kissinger #nixon #richard nixon

betsygimbles

anonymous sex, but it's "anonymous" in the way that Alcoholics Anonymous is anonymous, in that it, in fact, is not really anonymous.

southernpack

Someone called Will “Little Miss Fucks His Therapist” and I’m actually reeling over it.

nixon-official

Nixon feels your pain.

raineofthedragons

Nixon did you fuck your therapist?

nixon-official

@kissy-kissinger

kissy-kissinger

I was your national security advisor, not your therapist: There's a difference, believe it or not, Dick.

#henry kissinger #kissinger #us foreign policy #nixon #richard nixon #national security #secretary of state #us presidents #us history

grammer-offical

[It's ironic that this blog ended up being the child of a bunch of other grammar-related Officals because I guarantee I'm a decade older than all of you, lmao.]

grammar-offical

Not for long.

evilspellcheck-offical

hun what are you doing

evilgrammar-offical

what do you mean *not for long*

[Yeah the guy who runs this blog is 14 I wouldn’t be surprised]

froggyroycohn

Time Travel.

evilgrammar-offical

careful not to cause another time loop with that

kissy-kissinger

DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

#kissinger #henry kissinger #i am more powerful than any of you can possibly imagine

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kennedy-official

@nixon-official is pregnant

No he's not? If anyone in our relationship would throw themself upon the alter of AO3 mpreg it would be me, I'm the attention whore omega in this marriage

kissy-kissinger

What if I told you

I WAS THE ONE WHO IMPREGNATED RICHARD NIXON!

#nixon #richard nixon #kissinger #henry kissinger #bohemian grove

nixon-official

Why was I born so broken...

swordtaill-deactivated20260506

there is a quote from henry kissinger or something that describes this lemme go find it

ya here it is

nixon-official

FUCK YOU, HENRY!

@henrycarpetbombingkissinger @kissy-kissinger

kissy-kissinger

Was I wrong though?

#henry kissinger #kissinger #nixon #richard nixon

bomb-offical

Hi I'm a new offical

I explodeded

💥💥💥

Totally not trying to get famous under cut what

nixon-official

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

bomb-offical

This is going to be fun >:)

{[new bestie acquired!]}

kissy-kissinger

aw HELLL yeahhh!!!!!

#kissinger #henry kissinger #us foreign policy

nixon-official

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!

ao3-searchbar-anon

you ok nixon

nixon-official

I don't wanna go back to the F.B.I. Reprogramming Chamber! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK!!!!

ao3-searchbar-anon

nixon what are you talking about

kissy-kissinger

It's for your own good, Nixon. You know it is.

You will see a dagger appear before you. Follow it.

#nixon #richard nixon #henry kissinger #fbi #j edgar hoover #the ghost of j edgar hoover #anti communism

mothwoman-again

I have shot Henry Kissinger 87 times in the head, and in the crotch too to spite him.

kissy-kissinger

YOU FOOL! I AM IMMORTAL! I CAN NEVER DIE! >:D

#kissinger #henry kissinger #oh mothwoman #henry kissinger is more powerful than you could possibly imagine!

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nixon-official

AM I AWAKE? IS THIS REAL LIFE? OR WILL I FEEL ONCE MORE UNCLE SAM WITH HIS TREACHEROUS TEETH MADE OF RUSTY METAL BLADES AND THAT TERRIBLE GLEAM IN HIS YELLOW EYES FEEDING ON MY FLESH STARTING AT MY FEET UNFALTERING EVEN AT THE TERRIBLE DIN OF MY SCREAMS?

hoover-fbi

GAZE INTO ITS EYES, NIXON. THE PAIN WILL SUBSIDE SHORTLY.

nixon-official

oh no.

kissy-kissinger

Don't worry, Dick. It's just part of the process. It will get easier. Trust me.

#kissinger #henry kissinger #nixon #richard nixon #I know it's painful Dick #but it's for your own good

nixon-official

NIXON

breathe

you’re okay

the fucking reprogramming is not the awnser

—mothwoman

Goddamned communist PSYOPS! Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out!!!!!!!!!!

kissy-kissinger

Don't worry, Dick! Just come with me, and we'll get you out of the Time Loop once and for all!

#kissinger #henry kissinger #nixon #richard nixon #communist psyops

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