David

hannigram realness

it's always "i love you" and never "achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone" smh

the thing about nbc hannibal is that it’s not about a terrible man who falls for an innocent victim he manipulates and ropes into his bullshit, it’s about a terrible man who falls for another terrible man (who’s in denial about it but dw he’s ten bullet wounds in hobbs’ chest and a dead surrogate daughter away from figuring it out) he manipulates and ropes into his bullshit, only to be manipulated back and roped into more bullshit until they’re both so enamoured with each other and so horribly Fucked because love is real I guess that the horrors slowly become comedic

You want me to get a therapist? The thing that turned Will Graham gay?

thinking about the plot of nbc hannibal from jack crawford’s pov is so wild because it’s like,, imagine you’re trying to solve this murder and you know a guy who’s a little weird but can do the job better than anyone so you hire him, and then it turns out he needs some mental help because he’s got an empathy disorder so you get him to see the eccentric psychiatrist everyone has vouched for and you’re like yeah, he’s polite and mild-mannered and wears silly suits it’ll be cool. and all the while your wife is dying of cancer and things are quickly spiralling out of control and before you know it the empath is seriously losing his mind and that psychiatrist from earlier is actually lowkey a cannibal and you think you’re gonna catch him but then the empath falls in love with him ?? deadass ?? and the empath ruins your whole operation because he wants to be swept off his feet and melt into the darkness or whatever the hell he’s been whispering about ?? and he chases the cannibal to florence in his stupid fishing boat and now they’re speaking in riddles and romanticising cannibalism and staring deeply into each other’s eyes while you’re trying to grieve your dead wife, until the cannibal turns himself in because they broke up ?? like for real this time, it’s over over 🙄 but it doesn’t matter because years later you’re still dealing with their bullshit because now they’re quoting romeo and juliet to each other from across the glass in the insane asylum and being bitchy and jealous like. I’d shoot myself

I hope we can all appreciate the impossible situation Will Graham was in. Every time he tried to fight Hannibal, Hannibal was like “Oooh are you gonna punish me? Am I a naughty boy? Are you going to point your big gun at me because I’m a naughty boy?” The angrier he got, the more horny Hannibal became. No win scenario.

attempted murder is a form of intimacy by the way . don't listen to people who tell you different