Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

Look them in the eyes while you reach all your goals.

hey not to be absolutely fucking morbid on main or anything but if we do reach a point where the rich try to escape extinction by fleeing earth to live on their secret mars colony or whatever my dying moments will be taking solace in the fact that a society comprised solely of the 1% of the richest people on the planet will tear itself apart in under a year

can’t wait for Fyre Fest 2 on mars

not to be overly optimistic on main but without the 1% we might stand a chance 

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth

great opportunity to sing born this way

damnnnnn 

no offense but i have every right to not trust men 

People like this exist. Interesting.

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone

a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

actually every poem except this one is bad

This cat is broken what the fuck