The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

“I was socially rejected because I like video games” no tyler, you were socially rejected because you turn every conversation you have into a competition and you call women “females”

maybe if it had an evil homophobic clown the goldfinch would be better

it does his name is john crowley

richie is so fucking embarrassing he sees eddie for the first time in forever and literally forgets how to even attempt to behave like a civil adult like it’s just: hahaha wait eddie you married a WOMAN LMAO??? >:( i mean :D :D :D i married your mom!!! haha hey eddie did u remember i can do voices they’ve gotten better hey eddie your job sounds interesting jk it’s boooooooring *snores* haha hey eddie pay attention to me :-)

i’m-

love hcs that richies hair is rlly soft and touchable. in canon u probably stick ur hand in there and pull out 4 twigs and a live slug.