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Anything is Better than Pippinpaddleopscicopolis

It wasn’t her fault. 

Not exactly.

How could it be her fault? She and the Avatar had been dating for over three weeks before anyone had bothered to inform her of that fact. By then the window for proper introductions had most certainly closed. How was she supposed to know that accepting the Avatar invitation to split a custard tart was their first date? He’d shared desserts with Zuzu on other occasions, but that didn’t mean the Avatar was dating the Fire Lord. 

No, there wasn’t a chance that Azula could be held responsible for not knowing the name of her boyfriend after they’d been together for two months. 

Regardless, she would fix it.

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Hey, friend!

The tail end of this ask made me chuckle so I just had to get to it asap lol.

You asking me to rank Tokka and Kantoph is painful, oof. But it must be done 🤌🏻 So here are my rankings in terms of pairings for Toph:

Tokka

Kantoph

Satoph

Tokka is my otp, nothing’s going to change that, but Kantoph has a special place in my heart and it almost ties with Tokka, man. Like, if Tokka wasn’t a thing, Kantoph would take the cake. It’s just—I love them. And then, Satoph, I never really paid much attention to, but always found cute. All that matters is that Toph’s happy, tbh <3

And I know that you’re not asking this because of To Be So Fond as you’ve made so totally clear, but I wanted to say that, unfortunately, Kanto does not make an appearance in this fic. I’d considered him to be the character Satoru’s playing, but it didn’t feel right.

Thank you for popping in, bud! And I appreciate you for reading my pride and joy of a fic <3

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Send me asks about my fics or Tokka or Kantoph or anything else! And I know I’m not up to date with responding to asks and I will I just haven’t been able to conjure up the words needed to respond to them and I’m so so sorry

Okay but yes?????

Toph is definitely the type to rag on Kanto and push his buttons, and if he's a teacher in this AU this makes it even funnier please.

He's like "Oh hello 0-0" when Toph breaks the rules because she's the Chief of Police and then he's like "Oh no 0_o" whenever she pulls him into her shenanigans because he just doesn't like breaking the rules.

Kanto is a puddle of emotions and a big 'ole stress ball when Toph is like "Come, honey. Let's break some rules." LOL

But they balance each other out and Kanto has a very hard time saying no to Toph because she's very attractive when she's breaking rules. And then Toph is like "Hello sir ;)" when he gets all stressed so they definitely feed off each other in that sense lmao.

Imagine if they meet up with Azulaang and Azula and Toph are wreaking havoc and Aang is off to the side and is like "Wow isn't this great? Double date!" and Kanto is trying not to pull out his hair LOL.

Those would be quite the double dates... 0-0

What a great Kantoph thought, I love this so much.

......

Suki: We don't really use petnames.

Katara: Oh really? What do bees make?

Suki: Nice try, but any food would draw Sokka's attention.

Sokka: Did someone say food?

Katara & Suki: *both laugh*

Sokka: ...why are you guys laughing?

Katara: I was asking Suki about petnames you guys call each other.

Sokka: Petnames?

Suki: *makes frantic "don't say anything" hand motions*

Katara, catching onto Suki: Oooh do you have an embarassing nickname you call Suki? Like sweetie?

Sokka: Not really—

Suki: Phew!

Sokka: —but I do call her mommy sometimes.

Suki: *dies on the inside*

Katara: ...

Katara: Oh. My. SOKKA!!!!

Sokka: What? You asked.

🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for bestowing this gem upon us!

I like to think that Sukka usually keeps their filthiness under the radar, but sometimes Katara accidentally stumbles upon it—like this—and just wants to channel Homer Simpson:

You even jump-started my incorrect quote brain, too!

proposes - Aang!

shops for groceries - Both! They both like different things

kills the spiders - Azula

comes home drunk at 3am - Aang

remembers to feed the fish - Aang

initiates duets - Aang

falls asleep first - Neither, because they have anxiety

plans spontaneous trips - Aang

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Azula

sends the other unsolicited nudes - Azula

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Aang

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Both!

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Azula

killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Azula for both, because Aang is a pacifist

wears the least clothing around the house - Both!

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - Aang

You can have some of mine! xD