Alpha-Deltaâs back at it! (Part 2/?)
GM:Â âCoil, like a JACKASS, decides to attack the mayoral election.â
Curseword (OOC):Â âItâs raining Coil, Hallelujah, itâs raining Coil!â
Miss Militia:Â âTattletale wants to talk to us.â Delphine:Â âTattletale wants to talk to the entire PRT at 5 oâclock in the morning?â
GM:Â âMiss Militia throws out jargon on why this isnât an S-class threat, Tattletale throws out more jargon on why it is....â
Tattletale: âThis is a class S threat. Treat it as such.â Miss Militia: âNope. Paperwork says this is class A.â
Miss Militia:Â âWeâve survived two S-class threats in the past two months. It would be, embarrassing, to die to an A-class.â Delphine:Â âGranted, it would be pretty much par for the course for our luck lately.â
GM: âEveryoneâs glaring at Tattletale because fuck you, Tattletale!âÂ
Ambush (OOC):Â âThis dog is judging you!â
GM: *covers entire whiteboard with torso*
GM:Â âWeldâs an awesome guy.â Ambush (OOC):Â âAnd heâs willing to put up with my dog bullshit.â
GM:Â âHeâs contacting the PRT. Well, youâre pretty sure he is. For all you know, heâs just holding a finger to his ear. Heâs not, but he could be.â
Weld:Â âHoly shit, weâre all gonna die.â Delphine:Â âLetâs be optimistic.â Weld:Â âHoly shit, weâre all gonna die quickly.â
GM:Â âWhen in doubt, blame the Seamerg. Everything is the Seamergâs fault, and a little bit Coilâs fault.â
Miss Militia:Â âOkay. Well. According to Dinah, weâre really screwed.â
Miss Militia:Â âOdds favor Echidna doesnât survive today. However, odds also favor a lot of us also donât survive today.â
Echidna:Â âI will reign terror upon your city.â Beat:Â âYouâre not the first person to do that!â
Clockblocker:Â âIf I die, tell my teammates, they canât have my stuff!â Weld:Â âNone of us want your stuff. Also you canât die until you clean your room, asshole!â
Beat (OOC):Â âTattletale would never lie.â GM:Â âHave you even met Tattletale?â
My entire group:Â âIf itâs bullshit and you know it, clap your hands.â *clap clap*
Ambush (OOC):Â âAre they okay? Outside of the psychological scarring that comes with living in this city?â
@iultimatenerdqueen feel free to add anything I missed