nickelodeonposts

Me seeing what actually happens:

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

It’s important to consider these interstitial nodes, too, of course. Though @boss-battles​ did not directly infect a large number of individual blogs, some of those it did infect were within only a few degrees of separation from multiple dangerous “super-spreaders.”

The manner in which users like @boss-battles​ spread my posts mirrors the manner in which a traveling technician or delivery-person who interacts with large corporate, government, or medical clients may contract and spread communicable disease. Though such professionals spend most of their time in isolation in their vehicles, and may interact with only one or two individuals upon reaching a work destination, their points of contact within these large organizations are themselves in a position to infect many more directly.

The plumber thus becomes a node of transmission through his association with the ever-dangerous doctor; the private courier, through the act of exchanging a confirmation-of-receipt slip with an executive who does not believe in washing his hands.

Solas: Actually it was invented by my people.

Dorian: