In other work-related news, today I had to write in my report to the doctor:
“Patient could not perform any exercise testing, as patient is quadriplegic.”
The doctor had previously met this patient. In person. Wheelchair and two carers and everything. And had still told us to put him on a fucking treadmill.
This beats my previous favourite report that i’ve written, which read “patient unable to perform six-minute-walk test due to lack of legs”



















