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genuinely don’t know how many more 4-part interviews just to end in rejection encounters I can handle at this point
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Only 4 people on the schedule today at work. I asked the GM if it was really just us today, and he said, "Us and Jesus." 💀
I'm not even sure Jesus can help us get through this shift.
No because if I review the meeting recording and, I draft the documents and, I create the dummy data and, I optimize the fields and, I coordinate with the client and, I talk to that fuckass boss and if I spoon feed you what you have to do and I prepare the formula sheet to you after I review the source document and the scope an you wrote maybe 100 lines of code then how the fuck do you get all the credits
ngl this work sucks the soul outta me like a subpar blowjob
When plans meet the couch, the couch wins!
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Im so tired of work. I feel like my position is pointless because im either waiting around for someone to need something or I'm covering for someone. I've brought it up to management but they kinda don't care. I guess it's good im here getting paid to do little but its annoying sitting for 9 hours waiting for someone to need something. Im very fearful for my job and the people I work with. Im happy I get you work consistently and pay bills. But im also insanely unfulfilled. I don't plan on staying in this field for life but I plan on staying till im done with college (another 2 year and some change). Its just hard to push through the day sometimes. I shouldn't complain because at least I'm employed. Also at least I'm not pregnant. No shade to pregnant people but that's expensive, scary and i don't have time. Okay now im going to go refresh my email again. Yaaaaaaaaay :/
Real estate agent struggle tweets (mumbai edition)
The Post:
Tweet 1: @MumbaiAgent2024 me: showing property professionally to family my phone: buzzes me: ignores, stay professional phone: buzzes again me: sweating, this could be huge deal phone: BUZZES client: "you can check that if you need to" me: dies inside checks later lead: "nvm booked another agent"
47 likes | 12 reblogs
Tweet 2: @AndheriPropertyGuy why is peak property search time 9-11 PM when i'm literally dying on my sofa after showing 6 properties sitting in traffic for 3 hours and responding to 80 messages
oh you want to see property tomorrow? great let me just manifest energy from nowhere
89 likes | 34 reblogs
Tweet 3: @BandraRealEstateLife Client: sends detailed property requirement at 11:47 PM Me: sleeping (like a normal human) 6 AM: Client already scheduled viewings with 4 other agents Me: responds with perfect detailed reply Client: "already decided, thanks though"
THE MATH AIN'T MATHING
124 likes | 56 reblogs
Tweet 4: @MumbaiPropertyHustle Family: why are you always on your phone? Me: because every notification could be ₹2.5 lakh commission Family: but it's dinner time Me: checks phone Message: "property price?" types same response for 47th time today Me: ...yeah i have a problem
201 likes | 78 reblogs
Tweet 5: @RealEstateConfessions Things nobody tells you about real estate:
You'll type "2 BHK available" 40 times daily
Peak work time is when you're sleeping
Mumbai traffic = dead time = lost leads
Being good at showings means being bad at responding
Your phone becomes a source of anxiety not income
"Work-life balance" is a myth
Burnout is the default state
67 likes | 45 reblogs
Tweet 6: @PowaiPropertyAgent me after 12 hour workday ready to sleep phone buzzes "Hi, 3 BHK under 2 cr available?"
my brain: this could be ₹3L commission my body: we are DONE me: types detailed response at 11 PM next morning: "seen" ✓✓ no reply
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
178 likes | 92 reblogs
Tweet 7: @VersovaBroker Client at 10 PM: very urgent property need, budget flexible, can close fast Me: drops everything, sends 8 properties, detailed info Next day: Client bought property listed by agent who responded in 30 seconds at 10 PM
Me: surprised pikachu face
Speed > everything apparently
145 likes | 67 reblogs
Tweet 8: @LochandwalaProperties I'm literally AT a property showing SHOWING the property DOING MY JOB
And I'm losing deals because I can't respond to WhatsApp while showing property
Make it make sense
89 likes | 43 reblogs
[end of fake tweets]
okay but seriously
tracked 30 mumbai agents for 5 months
the data:
average response time: 47 minutes (they're busy WORKING)
conversion at 47 min: 31%
conversion at <5 min: 79%
why slow?
showing properties: 5-6 daily (that's the job!)
mumbai traffic: 2-3 hours (can't type while driving)
after hours: 41% of leads come 7-11 PM (agents are humans, have families)
the cost: ₹7-9 lakhs monthly commission lost per agent just from being "slow" (aka doing their actual job)
12 agents automated WhatsApp response
system handles:
property details (instant)
viewing bookings (automatic)
EMI calcs (real-time)
location info (map links)
24/7 availability
agent handles:
actual showings
negotiations
relationships
closing deals
results:
response: 47 min → 12 sec
conversion: 31% → 81%
commission: +165% average
stress: way down
evenings: actually free now
investment: ₹68k year 1 payback: 3 days
not trying to sell just documenting the broken system and the fact that it's fixable
info: botsense DOT io SLASH whatsapp-api-real-estate-mumbai
