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if you’re ever worried remember that the events of upp 1 and 2 aren’t even the worst things that happened to william wisp that year

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

All yall in the reblogs are acting like entitled children. Get over yourselfs. Idc if “ur fav ship is wrecked now” womp womp get a life. The CREATORS OF THE CONTENT YOUR ENJOYING dont owe u shit. If they’re not comfortable with it then that’s that. It’s basic fucking respect. Creators deserve to feel comfortable in fandoms they created. Either get over yourselfs or cry about it.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically