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I want andrzej sapkowski to explain to me WHY he thought it was extremely necessary to write that one chapter in blood of elves where triss just has the biggest fattest indigestion while geralt and ciri have to pretend like they don't notice her when she goes into the bushes frequently.. like why.. what was the reason.....

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{Camping Witcher Style - Part 3: How to toast marshmallows}

Lambert: ow ow ow ow hot!

Geralt: Lambert you're supposed to put the marshmellows on a stick, not use your hands!

Lambert: thats not what Vesemir taught me!

Vesemir: *roaring with laughter*

{Part One; Part Two; Part Four; Part Five; Part Six}

Geralt: sometimes I wake up grumpy ....

Yennefer: *face muffled against her pillow* say a single word more before noon and I will disembowel you.

Geralt: .... and sometimes I let her sleep.

Yennefer: *voice still muffled* and who the fuck are you narrating to?

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