May 12, 2025
Cursed picture from my sketchbook
(The fighting ones are Lambert and Geralt, and the one whoās chillinā with a bone - Eskel!!!!)
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Cursed picture from my sketchbook
(The fighting ones are Lambert and Geralt, and the one whoās chillinā with a bone - Eskel!!!!)
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vesemir: Geralt, keep an eye on Lambert today. Heās going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
geralt: Sure, I'd love to see Lambert getting punched.
vesemir: Try again.
geralt, sighing: I will try to stop Lambert from getting punched.
Lambert is deathly wounded after a hunt when he gets saved by a flock of Griffin Witchers. They're all terribly polite, well mannered and very gentleman-y, leaving Lambert feeling incredibly awkward half of the time because he knows that he's the polar opposite of that. So he makes an effort to be nicer.
Healing takes time but he's lucky enough to make it back to Kaer Morhen just before winter sets in. The only problem is that it's become quite a habit for him to mimic the Griffins' mannerisms. He's too polite for the Wolves.
They're convinced he's been cursed/replaced by a fae or doppler/has hit his head hard enough to loosen some screws/fucking with them.
Geralt was nervous to bring Jaskier to his home. He was sure the bard would get along with Eskelātheir shared love of poetry and talking about emotions should smooth the way. Lambert would just be thrilled to have a new way to tease Geralt, and Jaskier being a bit of an asshole himself would help them bond.
But what of Vesemir? His mentor was not one to tolerate fools. What if he didnāt see past Jaskierās foppish ways to his golden soul? What if he wasnāt understanding about the bardās human limits? What if he scared Jaskier away for good?
All of these thoughts passed through Geraltās mind outside the gates of Kaer Morhen. The gates opened for them, Geraltās mentor was waiting for them on the other side, and as he came into viewā
āPAPAMIR?!?ā
Geralt winced at Jaskierās loud shriek from beside him, and then the horror dawned because what did Jaskier just call Vesemir?!?
However, Vesemir didnāt look angry. He looked just as flabbergasted. āJulian?ā
It turns out that Vesemir had once fallen for a widower Count, and he continued visiting the family even after the Count died 100 years ago. That Count was Jaskierās great grandfather.
Geralt watched, dazed, as Vesemir doted on Jaskier while gently scolding him for not visiting his mother more often.
This is so funny, I love this WPGHWAPGHPAWGHPAW
PLEASE! I desperately need a fanfic of Jaskier being codependent on Geralt LIKE PHYSICAL AMD EMOTIONALLY CODEPENDENT š©š
Others have noticed and are concerned and worried for our dear bard
Geralt doesnāt notice. He doesnāt mind hunting for food for Jaskier or saving/protecting him, etc..
Jaskier is more like āwhy do I need to do it if I have my strong Witcher to do it for me ?ā
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Love to see that you're back! I hope you're doing well ā¤ļø
Thank you! ā¤ļø I'm keeping myself busy with Wild Hunt, I can finally replay it! It's been a week and I'm still in White Orchard though...
The wolf pups sneaking from their chambers to eat some koÅaczki (filled cookies).
Eskel wasnāt quick enough to hide like Geralt and Lambert were, and heāll never let them forget the fact they let him take the full fall for it (Vesemir, of course, knows theyāre all there)
Witchers On Halloween
Wolf School Edition
They all dress up to the same theme but all have different ideas of what that theme should look like.
Letās say their theme is Vampires, right? You got Eskel who picks the actually scary, practical looking vampire, one theyād encounter actually on the pathā¦
Geralt doesnāt know what the hell heās doing so he gets help from Jaskier (who looks fabulous btw) and Regis, who lets him copy his style, maybe lends him some clothesā¦
Then you have Lambert who went for a cross between the 80ās rocker looking vampire and the sexy fishnets/high heels and tight black gowns kind of vampire. He may have a matching hat as well, and the whole outfit is mainly to spite Papa Vesā¦
Speaking of which, the patriarch of Kaer Morhen can absolutely be the tame, not so scary grandpa type at Halloween and hand out candy to the kids and all but heās never lost his love for pranking/scaring people as well, so he has a main costume and a scarier, secret mask or something no one knows about hidden away for later when the boys walk back through the door.
Ciri goes full bloody, terrifying vampire whether sheās with Calanthe or the wolves for Halloween. It doesnāt matter.