[Two posts shared on the Wicked's Rest Fire Department's social media accounts.]
[The first, newest post, is a photo of User, sitting in a WRFD-issued t-shirt. He looks like shit, and he'd look like shit even if the lighting in the WRFD Administrative Building was halfway decent. Recent burns, arm in a sling, a grimace on his face. With his good arm, he gives a weak thumbs-up.]
“Our job, our calling, is never safe—even off shift. Firefighter Kelly Brooks knows that all too well. But East Station's temporary loss in the field is our team's gain. Firefighter Brooks will be appearing in a number of posts and PSAs in the month of June and into July as he recovers! Keep an eye out for helpful tips and tricks to keep yourselves safe. We know we will.”
[The second post in the feed features several images of what remains of an abandoned building in Netherville. It looks like a bomb went off. (It did.)]
“Members of West Station responded this weekend to possible seismic activity in Netherville. The photos show the scene as they arrived. The causes of this incident are being investigated jointly with the WRPD. However, at this stage, we're relieved to say that excavation crews found no evidence of any loss of human or animal life. If you have any information, please contact the WRPD non-emergency line.”