No Mask? NO MASK!!

Hm, weird nightmare. I almost expected something more terrifying from the way you described them. Wow. Such a letdown. But great, I'll remember that your nightmares are a joke so don't be offended when I don't take you seriously about them again.

I don't know. Because you already called me a bitch, so why not call me a cunt next?

So can you tell me what game were playing now? Is this, like, roleplay or something? Am I supposed to play the poor innocent young woman horrified by a 14 billion year old creature? Because I don't think I can play that role. Doesn't suit me.

Yes. They are not good nightmares. I have many dreams. Much better than these things. You will like to hear them, more. I can make no promises for what tomorrow holds. It's a new day, a new me.

Because you are a bitch. But you are not a cunt. You even admitted to it. So, a bitch you shall remain, forevermore!

hahaha. Your role is to continue to be yourself. And watch what comes of it. That's all. If you wish to be a bitch and call me crazy and make fun of my nightmares. I welcome it! Approve and enjoy it. This is fun to me. Has this not been fun for you?

Ooooh, I see. I'm defo being watched. But that's just my bone partner. She loves to stare when I fall asleep. We gotta take turns staring cause I love to stare at her when she's asleep. Something about that peacefulness, you know? But I get that this is not that for ya. Do you have like cameras in your place?

You have a karaoke machine at your place? That's AMAZING!! Solo karaoke is defo not pointless, trust me. But it doesn't have to be solo anymore, I can defo do karaoke with you. Wait, are you like, a YouTuber?

But also, sometimes you gotta take the risk. You can't live in fear forever that people might be thinking something bad about you. Sometimes people just have resting bitch face, and there's nothing more to it. You never know if you don't approach!

Yup! Variety is the spice of life, after all. I don't wanna be a bee anyway. Buzzing noises freak me out.

Is this what you mortals choose to do with your free time? Watch one another sleep in bed for hours at a time? No I don't have cameras at my place. If anything got to close that shouldn't be there, it would be having a very bad time. Is that what love is these days, you just watching each other sleep interchangeably? I lied, to make you feel sorry for me. No one actually watches me. I am able to do whatever I wish, whenever I wish to do it, unencumbered by any such noticing.

Ah, yes. That silly machine. I have one there. It is certainly very lonely, you're right. I could do with having a friend over to sing with me. Would you like to come over some time and sing? I am. I talk a lot, and a lot. And many more useless words. Then, I run around my yard a lot, back and forth. I spray the yard with water. The people who watch really enjoy whens I do book and gadget reviewses.

You're right. I do need to take the risk and come out a lot more often! Jusst bee meee. And not care what anyone has to say. I can start doing that more often, now.

Do they? Being a bee seems to be running its course, anyway.

There are heroes in real life? And who are those? Is it? I don't watch much meatia. That is because your savory-oars, they are must meet certain narrow-minded stereotypes. Villains do not. Without a villain, what is a hero? A villain can still be anything, without a hero. Or whatever that saying is! Do you? And how many good people have you met? Or are they good, to you, because they have been good, to you? I have not met anyone, who has ever been good, to me. Hm. Really? Loud and power? Is that all…

I did ask what was going on with the nightmare situation because I cared about what was happening with you. But then you told me, and I quote, "Please ignore me saying anything about summer or dreams. I’m just having a joke, it’s funny. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀" So I took that as you having a joke and messing with me. So, tell me, Bellamy, are the nightmares real or a joke?

Should I expect you to call me a cunt now too?

You're right. My nightmares are certainly a joke. You should not ask about those! These are jookkess ksksksksksks, you silly thing! All nightmares are jokes, silly woman. Especially mine. Once I dreamt I was stuck in a tree, like a silly cat! And I waited, and waited. Then I waited some more. No one ever came. Then I woke up. It was truly horrific!

Why would I call you a cunt when you are not?

Alright! Well, I will absolutely be messing it up! Where would you like to give me the wallet at?

[pm] [User considers how easy it would be to turn Bellamy into a meal. She's learned all about his fears over the years, can practically taste them sometimes when they're together, but she's not ever tried to feed from him. He's pissing her off, and it'd be so easy to feed from him!] What are you, ten? Get better insults.

Okay, so this is going to be a fun little lesson in context clues and reading comprehension. So here are the questions you asked, and the answers I provided.

Your question: What are you going to do with sentient rocks in your garden now? My response: Not a clue.

Your question: Where ever would you want to herd them to? My response: I'm not looking to herd anyone or anything (implied answer of 'I don't want to herd them anywhere')

Your question: Why not capitalize on having sentient rocks, you might make some money! My response: I don't have a career in shepherding. (implied answer: I'm not looking to monetize on something that seemingly has sentience but no ability to consent or benefit from my monetization of it)

Now that we've covered your apparent lack of reading skills and comprehension, I'll answer your follow up questions.

Do I have issues with my memory recall inflicting damage to my mind? No! I do not. So kind of you to worry.

Am I illiterate? No. Evidently not.

Does comprehension hurt my brain? No, but evidentially the portion of yours that gauges whether or not it's biting off more than it can chew has taken a permanent vacation.

Lose the patronizing tone, while you're at it. It's not an attractive quality.

I would assume the context clue was the statement you made at the very end of your request for suggestions on 'how to herd' implying, here, you will, be, herding. I did not ask if you were a shepherd. I asked where you would have liked them to be herded.

Regardless of whether you wish to or not? Yes?

Did it hurt? When I told you you were illiterate, and I was right?

Does remember things do psychic damage to you? It's either that or you're fucking illiterate. Does comprehension hurt your brain, sweetie?

Do you karaoke? This is probably the most important question I've asked you yet. Tread carefully. Right? Like, how can a dopamine boost be so bad? It feels good for a reason. I garden (in all honesty I'm not like, the best at it, but it's fun, and I get to play music for my babies, and I get to pick up flowers for my friends) (and also, we should encourage more people to be bad at what they enjoy doing). I also rollerskate, well I did. I wanna get back to it.

You're onto something there, bud. Lotsa projection going around. LOL! I'll admit the plot of Mean Girls kinda went over my head at first, I was too focused on the pretty ladies and the funny jokes. But you're speaking nothing but facts. Mmm, I really don't get it either, babe. Being a jerk sounds pretty exhausting.

Exactly!

That's so valid. On the other hand, I love campy. There's something for everybody. It's silly to fight about it, but you still see fans at each other's throats.

Well, maybe. I just have a feeling sometimes that I'm being watched. But, I think a lot of people do, especially when alone in the middle of the night.

Ah, not really? I don't really do a lot of social things. But I do have a machine at my house, kinda pointless though, being alone, lol. Something I won't get about many of my generation. Why do we have a problem with people having hobbies. It's very strange. On my youtube videos, I always get more negative comments when showing off my hobbies. Like, how dare I know how to read. How dare I know woodworking. Darn, such a crime! Do you? That's great! I always found it to be interesting, too! Well, I hope you get back to it soon.

Am I? I would have hoped that wouldn't be the case. But, that's why I like to be on my own. You never know what people are thinking. Not just to be a jerk, but, as with the hobby conversation. It often seems to be that people will be mean for no reason. Other than, they don't have compatible personalities, or interests. Which, is a pretty lame reason to betray yourself and having a decent moral compass. But, so be it, for those like that. It shouldn't be on my shoulders to show them how futile it all is.

Yeah! Isn't it? Why can't I just like what I like. And you like what you like. And we don't want to fight about it? It's very easy. We are not all meant to be bees, after all. That's why we have free will. It's a shame how some people choose such things as fighting over liking movies or not liking movies, with that much power.

Right! Besides, villains these days have way more character. They seem to be allowed to be more. Because, maybe, heroes are too constricted now to be stand-ins for someone who always thinks of themselves as the good guy(s). That's probably why villains in current media, seem more human, and we can understand them better. We can understand what would drive someone to kill. When faced with the reality of that person having lost everything. We cannot so readily understand why a hero would not understand this, in the opposite, can we? They just see the action as evil, and needing to be stopped. How often is it taken into account, what it takes to make a villain? Most people just want the villains to die. Convinced that any claimed to be 'good' is right. So, the villain is always wrong. I like when we have to ask ourselves, in these tales…what would you do it, if it were you, in their shoes? Most people, would not be the 'good' side, when faced with the worst thing that could ever happen to them. Most people, are not heroes. Most people are villains, who just haven't been given a reason to show it, yet.

Well, yeah? I guess that's what's going to happen. Since I'll be practicing techniques on it!

[pm] Sure, nightmares are bad. [user wouldn't know.] I was asking but then you started talking all weird and I got confused.

I didn't say that you were proclaiming to be one. I said that you brought it up and I was just playing along. Thought we were doing some sort of joking thing back and forth. But fine, fine, you're not an oracle and have never wanted to be.

Whatever.

You did type it. I read it and I quoted it back to you. Ursa major, you're acting ridiculous. [user sends a screenshot of the message from Bellamy.]

You're really pissing me off right now. That's the truth, if that's what you're looking for.

[Seeing the screenshots, he disappears for hours.]

[PM] Heh. Stay mad, bitch.

Zelda’s wisdom:

If anyone has suggestions on how to herd a gaggle of literal rocks, please advise.