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@theo-wallace
[pm] Thanks babes, I knew I could rely on you.
[pm] [post magic coming back]
So! My alert system seems to be back in working order. Which makes me think the problems with the magic are fixed. Do not try to come back to work early! I can still handle things, just wanted to give you the heads up
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That is...so many boxes. Quite the commitment to the bit there.
You can probably donate them. I'm sure the elementary school could probably use the cardboard for something
Right? Like I can't be that upset. Upset at how much space they're taking, sure, but it's not so bad to be thought of for a prank like this. Could've been a lot worse. You ever had anything like that happen to you?
Oh yeah, true. Probably for something like that one show...what was it, Out of the Box? That kinda stuff.
Can't say I've had anything like that before. I mean there's been threats but Who did you piss off enough for them to put all that effort in? Was there at least anything in the boxes?
Never heard of it! But yeah probably. Or like an animal shelter; they probably have a use or two for them
[pm] Right? Super cool. Ooooh, which way, North or South? North is totally superior, don't let the hype and PR blind you to the truth. The universe always has perfect timing, but come on we would've gotten along back then, right? What was young Theo like? I was like, all the millennial stereotypes stuffed into a small package. LOL! Okayy, okay, I'm letting you off the hook. But be warned, I'll ask you about those NDAs when we've had a couple of drinks.
Mm, it's gonna be so bumpy, bud. You'd better strap in! There's defo a huge amount of folks who totally buy into this being a quirky little town and nothing more, though. They'll rationalize just about anything, so that part shouldn't be too hard.
Did she tell you that she's injured apparently Sweet! I can take you somewhere nice. None of that T3D stuff, have you been there already?
Oh, I totally believe ya, some of the most badass hunters I've met in town are wardens, I just meant you guys also seem to be very into books and research and... sheets, probs. You'll never [user remembers Henri] rarely catch a slayer who enjoys Excel. Or a ranger who makes reading a hobby. It's very moss like, isn't it? What would be your warden color, then?
[pm] Mostly south! In & around LA type of thing. I spent a weekend in San Francisco like two years ago, though. Maybe! It was...weird going from high school to college I think I was pretty annoying...sometimes I still am I was a bit of nerd haha. You can certainly try!
That's what I've heard, so I'm just gonna focus on trying my best π«‘. Yeah, exactly! That's what I'm banking on.
That sounds great! I've...heard of T3D, but I had seen something about needing to be like properly invited? Haven't gotten around to getting one of those yet.
You're not wrong! I love a good spreadsheet. Uh, I like the color blue?
[pm] Oh, that's totally not necessary, that's what food delivery is for! Nothing that should affect you.
[...] Yeah, I'll get that set up. Just until I'm back on my feet. Shouldn't be long.
[pm] Ok! If you're sure.
Alright, sounds good. Take all the time you need, I can hold down the front πͺ. I'll be sure to keep you in the loop if I run into any problems
Well, rain sometimes, but rain with sun, and then the sun returns. No constant bouts of rain.
Ah gotcha. Yeah, I get that. Sometimes a rainy day is just nice, though. Plus you always have the knowledge that the sun will, eventually, come back
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[pm] Fancy! We had the Seawolves in Sonoma, I'm a Cali girl. I once hooked up with the guy under the Lobo costume. But I almost went to Chico, we could've been wildcats together :/ Did you ever fall for the school spirit? I wanna be under an NDA at some point, so I can tell people I'm under one. It feels so chic. Have any of those NDAs expired? I would love some tea. So you write about town life then? You're gonna have your hands full here.
I think so too <3 [user checks on Eve's status again, it's been longer than her longest stints offline, she's starting to have some concerns] Have you talked to her recently, btw? Is she like, on a missi That is research I totally approve. (This was me inviting you out for drinks, btw, if my nudge wasn't strong enough ;) )
Ooooh! A warden! Noted You guys are really doing the nerd stereotype proud! How do you feel about the color sage green? Asking for a friend. We really do need you guys to balance our slayer and ranger chaos. I'm a slayer myself, so any and all problems you might have in that area, I can be your gal!
[pm] Seawolves are super cool though. Ah, nice! I've spent time in California for work, it was nice! Damn, well, the universe obviously wanted us to meet since we are running into each other now. Means we weren't meant to meet before now. One or two have! But I promise it was nothing exciting.
Yep! Keeping the public perception that Wicked is just normal weird and not supernaturally weird is what I'm focusing on mostly. I'm getting the sense that it's going to be a ride; that's for sure.
I have spoken with her! [user leaves it at that] I'd be happy to get a drink (or two) with you :)
Haha, yeah, I guess. I know my way around a fight, though! I...think it's fine? Kinda reminds me of Moss though. Good to know Sounds great! I'll definitely keep you in mind
[user is offline for several days with no sign of activity on any channel. User still appears offline]
[pm] Exactly.
Hey, Theo, just a heads up, I took a hard L in a fight a few days ago, and it's taking me a little while to heal. Can you please cover any emergencies for the next couple weeks?
[user has noted Eve's silence; but hadn't been too concerned]
[pm] Oh no! I absolutely can. I can drop off food/bandages/whatever for you, too, if you need. Is there anything currently happening that I need to keep an eye on? Or anyone specific?
Rather, is there anyone I need to contact to have them re-route their calls to me? Actually, here's the number I use for work [user links contact]; feel free to set it up so calls get forwarded to me through your own system
@highoctanegem
[pm] A journalist! Another one for the college educated team. But ugh, that sounds super cool. I hope you don't have like NDAs and stuff cause now I'm totally curious who's the most famous person in your DMs. (I'm like aura famous, but not technically famous, so I'm disqualified). I'm pretty sure you can't be a hunter and not know Eve, it's like, almost impossible. She's the backbone of the hunter community. [user checks offline Eve's status, unchanged. she still hasn't started to worry though, there must be a really bad cleaning needed somewhere]. Having a low profile is probably the best for you as a whistler slash journalist, tbh. But come on, not everything has to be business, what about pleasure? You can probably pass a visit to the bar as like, field research or something right? Yay <3 Again, super thrilled to help ya, also pinky promise I'll try not to get in trouble and make things worse for you. I'll defo do, babe. Wait, did you mention what your hunter type is? I don't think Eve did.
[pm] Yep! Proud graduate of Northwestern, go wildcats! Haha, the stories I'm writing rarely involve an NDA but I've done it a few times! Usually, my stories have to do with talking with locals and then experts on things. Gotta keep it so everyone can relate to it, you know?
Maybe in Wicked? But I don't know about elsewhere. Yeah definitely! I've worked with her before on Whistler cases, but this is my first time working long-term with her, and she's great. Haha, yeah exactly. I've visited the bars! Like you said, hands-on research. Gotta come off as someone who knows their way around rather then a random stranger.
Sounds good! I'm a Warden, what about yourself?
[pm] Absolutely. I don't know. I don't think being this close to this much supernatural is good for us. I totally get that it's inevitable that some people make friends with shifters or fae, or whatever, but a lot of people are letting that cloud their judgement. And then some people are acting completely outside of their remit, getting involved in things no hunter should ever have a decision on. There's a lot I can swallow (hehe), I get everyone has a different relationship to hunting, and it's not my place to tell anyone who to hunt and not hunt when I don't hunt myself, but god, there are some awful choices being made out here. We at least have to trust each other with the basics.
Thank you, Theo.
[pm] Ah, yeah, I could definitely see this being a situation where hunters end up making connections with supernaturals who aren't the kind they are hunting. Which I get, since they can be a good source of information, and the last thing you want is to make someone you're not hunting afraid of you; however! I feel like it's better to have that connection somewhere you aren't staying long. You don't want to have long-lasting connections with supernatural creatures. It's just asking for trouble.
I forgot you don't hunt Do you judge the the ones who do Hate seeing bad choices be made, hopefully when it backfires it only affects a few and not a lot. Anything I should be aware of?
Of course!
[pm] Hi Theo!!! First of all, I'm sure it's weird for strangers to jump in your DMs like this (except, you've never had this stranger in your DMs, this is huge for you), but lemme clarify super quick that I'm totally Eve Farran certified, if that soothes any potential anxiety.
Second of all, my name is Jade, so we're no longer strangers! <3 Eve mentioned we had a new whistler in town, so I jumped at the opportunity to welcome you. We've needed you for so long! (She just... has so much on her plate already, you know? Rule number one in this town should be: always try to make things easier for Eve).
I bet Eve's already giving you a rundown of how things work around town, but in any case, I'm here for all your newbie needs. Personal or supernatural.
[pm] Hello! Honestly, you would probably be surprised. I get quite a few DM's from strangers; part of the job as a journalist
Nice to meet you, Jade! Glad to hear you know Eve. Thanks for the welcome! I've been in town for a few months, but have been mostly focused on getting to know everything there is to know about Wicked and all that comes with it, so have kept a pretty low profile. My goal is 100% to make life easier for Eve! Whistlers gotta stay together and all that jazz.
I will definitely reach out if I have any questions! And if you have anything that you think I can help with, feel free to reach out!
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[pm] Theo and Jasper? How many Theos and Jaspers do you know? Cause I don't know any except me and you. And I've been around a lot of damn people in my lifetime.
[pm] I! There's gotta be at least a couple! I know there's other Theodores out there. Maybe it's actually for a gay wedding. Since there are more male Jaspers then females.
[user pulls other conversation into this one] I don't think it's fair to call me a shit husband when I am in fact not your husband. Or anyone's!
Then why not have sun all the time?
..Like, no rain anytime ever? The plants might have a problem with that
Well, don't discredit the poor souls just waiting for someone to change their lives. Never know what you might discover when you help someone shy blossom, after all, they managed to bring themselves somewhere they might be found. We can't all be chasers, that would make the chase less fun. Is that so? Well, they'll figure out I'm devilishly handsome all on their own and if you make up a story about my talents in bed, they'll just think we're looking for a third. But I do have plenty of very real, very interesting stories I could share with you beforehand if you're really eager to tell them for me. Not for the purposes of a wedding, mind you.
I think you'd do much more than like it.
No exactly. The wingmen are there to help and give someone the confidence they need to get to their goal. Ah, you know, bedroom activities do not tend to be the types of facts I'm trying to put into stories. For the exact reason you're describing. It'd be more like: a place you went recently, something job related, something niche I've been a third exactly once and it was I do love a good story. But gotcha! Not looking for anything long-term then?
[user stares at the last sentence written.] Oh, I'm straight. So...
"Neurons"? [User is extremely delighted to have all these papers.] Thank you! I shall read, though many of the words are new to me.
You are not married? I was certain you would be, because you are very handsome; and seeming now to me to be quite intelligent as well.
[pm] Story? Are you a writer? No, I believe this information is of personal-professional business. That is to say, it concerns something that belongs to you and the least I may do in apology is to speak to you. I believe it should be new to you; I am the only one with this information. I know that your name is Mr. Wallace; as there was a paper inside of [...] I will tell you when we meet.
I [...] will call you and arrange a time to meet. I have never called anyone before; and to be calling upon a gentleman
Yeah, like, the parts of the brain? But no problem! I totally get it, science-y words can be tricky once you get any further than like base-level knowledge. You can always google/use the dictionary for help though
Oh, haha [user feels his face heat up] thank you! Nope, haven't knowingly married anyone, Jury's still out for sure but you also look quite pretty!
[pm] I'm a journalist! [...] I had thought that was why you wanted to talk. [user is now a touch unnerved] Alright, well color me intrigued. I look forward to hearing from you
Dear Gentleman,
Your words are true; rudeness has never once seemed fun.
Does the size of a brain determine the intelligence of a creature? Could not a pea be wise? Intelligence takes many forms, does it not? I would not wish to insult a crab.
Apologies; as I did touch upon your "account" and have seen a small picture of your face, I noticed that you carry a familiarity to me and I believe that I have some very important information for you.
I would like for us to speak. Perhaps we might walk in The Common together? You should inform your wife that I will not keep you long, and that this is a professional matter, so she does not worry.
Sincerely, Cricket.
It actually has more to do with, like, how many neurons the brain has and can control than the size. If that makes sense. So, for instance, rats are super intelligent! Smarter than dogs. Pigs are some of the smartest animals out there, while ants aren't seen to be all that bright. When looking at anything that's not human, it can be a bit harder to figure out the other forms of intelligence that can show up. [user links several papers]. People way smarter than me have done a lot of research
Oh! We can absolutely meet. [user believes she wants to provide information for a story] I am not married, though! So, no wife to inform. I'll send you my number in case you need it.
[pm]: ###-###-####. Are you able to provide any information about what you want to talk about? No specifics necessary! Just so I know if I already have a story in process about it, or if this is something new
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[pm] People fly in to help when it's the big things, but you're right. There just aren't enough of us. TBH, there aren't enough good hunters going around anymore. You're one of the good ones, Theo.
Absoluitely. But careful, this town will corrup you all the same!
[pm] True! It's not as if we can have everyone here for an extended amount of time though. Oh? What makes you say that? [user blushs at the compliment] Thanks; so are you. [user ignores the way being called a good hunter makes him feel kind of gross. It's an oxymoron]
Haha, I'll keep an eye out
What makes back and forth annoying to you?
Ah, just because it makes it harder to plot out a day, you know?
