Snow: aklskskj I FUCKIN HE'S REGRETING THIS
Crow:THERE'S NO OUTLIVING.UR STUCK.F O R E V E R. x number of years later when Geralt's world has reached modernized things like computers and the internet and cell phones hasn't spoken to each other in like...two years. Geralt's phone randomly going off at 3am and all it is, is a picture of a crab
Snow: OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Crow: and and and and 'I named him Geralt'
Snow: GERALT JUST: THIS WAS CENTURIES AGO, STOP THIS MADNESS
Crow: L: TL;DR Gotta go walk Geralt
Snow: geralt just......how do you walk a crab? how does that work? geralt also: should i be offended you named a crab after me or flattered??
Crow: LOL Geralt's stopping by one day Luka still has the crab...has gotten a huge aquarium for it. beach space and rigged the water to constantly move. wee crab living like a king
Snow: geralt: they call me the butcher of of blaviken and THIS IS WHAT I'M REMEMBERED FOR
Crow: DYING. cute little letter on the size of his tank
Snow: geralt: why is the crab living like a king. why am i not living like a king
Crow: spelling out 'Geralt's Beach'
Snow: I'M CRYING GERALT OWNS A VINEYARD JUST PICTURE
ONE DAY HE COMES HOME AND THERE'S A LIL TANK IN IT WITH SOME CRABS
Crow: with a note 'Geralt turned out to be Geralla congrats ur a dad' and a cigar attached to the bottom
Crow: Geralt at some point probably: i really hate that man.
Snow: geralt: lets the crabs DIE
Crow: oh no that's so sad G WHHYYY they're baby innocents
Snow: BECAUSE HE'S NEVER HOME he has someone that takes care of the place tho geralt: hopes they die, vineyard caretaker makes sure they lives: DAMN IT
Crow: LAWLS YES. however many years later random text at two am
Snow: geralt: i'm not even checking that. i know it's luka
five seconds later checks the text
Crow: "I regret to inform you Geralla died peacefully in her sleep. The funeral will be tomorrow on -name of beach here-. "
Snow: OHH MY GOD geralt: good fucking riddance
Crow: aaaw so mean Luka loved that wee crab G