#whiskeyquote

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. 

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. 

Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake. 

Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. 

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste. 

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink. 

Whisky is liquid sunshine. 

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.