#weird conversation

I have had to explain this to several people at game shops recently, and I have had some very concerned parents look at me when they overhear.

….i wonder if they’ll have booze here, like last time. Hope I don’t get stuck as DD, again

Crowley got a new unpaid therapist and babysitter. (Doing this to keep my interest in twst before I disappear again, please excuse my spelling.)

12/13/2025

anyway, he was giving me some high anxiety vibes but still was sweet, and it's a rare day when a guy just casually compliments your outfit instead of your body.

Person A: Glasses.

Talking to my boyfriend last night, "When my dad dies, we should bury him in our backyard" He said no. He said it was weird. So I suggested we plant a garden over him because he'd probably like that (he has the greenest thumb). We looked at each other with wide eyes. "NO!" We both strongly disagree now that it's​ wrong. His reason: A zombie apocalypse I thought he was going to say that if a zombie apocalypse happened, my dad would sprout from the backyard. He'd either kill us, or we'd have to kill him. But he said, it defeats the purpose of having a garden. If the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll probably need a garden. But you know, zombie dad ripped it open. Also, zombie in the garden. My reasoning for never burying my dad in the garden was because at some point, I would think we'd be eating my dad's remains in the soil... I wasn't factoring in the coffin though so my new reasoning is because I don't want to eat food grown over my dad. He's probably reading this right now... (Hi dad! Hope you are doing well!)