Just a TardiGirl

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

I learned Nikola Orsinov has a soda brand named NiCola or NikoCola or something like that, and I'm truly disturbed because it apparently tastes great, but the only ingredients are water and... NotWater.

…dude I’m fairly sure that’s a violation of packaging/food safety laws- since anyone selling packaged goods in places like grocery stores are legally forced to disclose the ingredients in food products if I recall correctly

.. Sorry.. a few years ago?? How old is this damned drink???

If I was the first to ever have it, which I have to doubt, at least 2 years old? Give or take.

[Jon stares at the vending machines for a bit] .. Did you actually like the drink? As in, do you think you'd have it again, or...

.. Damn. That's unfortunate. [He finally looks away from the vending machines] ... I just want to find a way to get rid of these, really..... preferably without dying or getting kidnapped again.

I mean, yeahhh, I could.... but the paperwork... I don't want to do the paperwork..

I learned Nikola Orsinov has a soda brand named NiCola or NikoCola or something like that, and I'm truly disturbed because it apparently tastes great, but the only ingredients are water and... NotWater.

…dude I’m fairly sure that’s a violation of packaging/food safety laws- since anyone selling packaged goods in places like grocery stores are legally forced to disclose the ingredients in food products if I recall correctly

.. Sorry.. a few years ago?? How old is this damned drink???

If I was the first to ever have it, which I have to doubt, at least 2 years old? Give or take.

[Jon stares at the vending machines for a bit] .. Did you actually like the drink? As in, do you think you'd have it again, or...

.. Damn. That's unfortunate. [He finally looks away from the vending machines] ... I just want to find a way to get rid of these, really..... preferably without dying or getting kidnapped again.

I learned Nikola Orsinov has a soda brand named NiCola or NikoCola or something like that, and I'm truly disturbed because it apparently tastes great, but the only ingredients are water and... NotWater.

…dude I’m fairly sure that’s a violation of packaging/food safety laws- since anyone selling packaged goods in places like grocery stores are legally forced to disclose the ingredients in food products if I recall correctly

.. Sorry.. a few years ago?? How old is this damned drink???

If I was the first to ever have it, which I have to doubt, at least 2 years old? Give or take.

[Jon stares at the vending machines for a bit] .. Did you actually like the drink? As in, do you think you'd have it again, or...

I learned Nikola Orsinov has a soda brand named NiCola or NikoCola or something like that, and I'm truly disturbed because it apparently tastes great, but the only ingredients are water and... NotWater.

…dude I’m fairly sure that’s a violation of packaging/food safety laws- since anyone selling packaged goods in places like grocery stores are legally forced to disclose the ingredients in food products if I recall correctly

.. Sorry.. a few years ago?? How old is this damned drink???

If I was the first to ever have it, which I have to doubt, at least 2 years old? Give or take.

I learned Nikola Orsinov has a soda brand named NiCola or NikoCola or something like that, and I'm truly disturbed because it apparently tastes great, but the only ingredients are water and... NotWater.

…dude I’m fairly sure that’s a violation of packaging/food safety laws- since anyone selling packaged goods in places like grocery stores are legally forced to disclose the ingredients in food products if I recall correctly

Would you still love me if I was a tardigrade?

//NEVER MIND WE WON WHILE I WAS GONE LOL