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80s Garbage Pail Kids cards. I used to love collecting these. I chewed so much gum my jaw looked like an anvil 🤔

The cards were created by the topps company in 1985 as a parody of the Cabbage Patch Kids. The cards ran from 1985 until 2007 .

Due to the success of these cards a movie was produced. It had an incredibly creative title ( Garbage Pail Kids Movie ) Alright not all that creative 😄.

This is the trailer , the film stunk but still happy memories 😉😄

When something happens in Magic “as though” something were true, then that thing is treated as true for those purposes.

Creatures without shadow can’t block creatures with shadow. Similarly, creatures with shadow can’t be blocked by creatures without shadow. 

Aetherflame Wall can block creatures with shadow as though they didn’t have shadow. Normally this allows Aetherflame wall to block those creatures because a creature without shadow (Aetherflame Wall) is blocking a creature without shadow (The creature with shadow being treated as though it didn’t have shadow.

However, if Aetherflame Wall has shadow, then it can’t block any creatures. It can’t block creatures without shadow because it has shadow. It can’t block creatures with shadow because its ability causes it to block them as though they didn’t have shadow, and that makes the block illegal.

Salamangreat Foxy Level 3 FIRE Cyberse Effect Monster ATK 1000 DEF 1200 You can only use either this card name’s (1) or (2) effect per turn, and only once that turn. (1) When this card is Normal Summoned: You can excavate the top 3 cards of your Deck. You can add 1 excavated “Salamangreat” card to your hand, also shuffle the other cards into the Deck. (2) If this card is in your GY, and you control a face-up Spell/Trap Card: You can discard 1 “Salamangreat” card; Special Summon this card, then, you can destroy 1 face-up Spell/Trap Card.

       Adding a card on summon is good, but doing it the ‘Pot of Duality’ way is really annoying and luck based.

      I don’t know if “Slamangreat”s have continuous spell/traps that plus off of destruction, but if they do then this card’s second effect is really good. If not it’s really bad.

      This card’s quality will be better determined with a better view of what “Salamangreat”s do and what cards they have.

Salamangreat Heatleo Link 3 FIRE Cyberse Link Effect Monster ATK 2300 Links: Top, Bottom Left, Bottom Right Materials: 2+ FIRE Effect Monsters (1) If this card is Link Summoned: You can target 1 card in your opponent’s Spell & Trap Zone; shuffle it into the Deck. (2) Once per turn, if this card was Link Summoned by using “Salamangreat Heatleo” as a Link Material: You can target 1 face-up monster and 1 monster in your GY; the ATK of the target on the field becomes the same as the ATK the target in the GY until the end of this turn.

        Requiring FIRE effect monsters means that it’s not archetype locked, but there aren’t that many FIRE decks so this card’ll see as much play as ‘Duelittle Chimera’ outside of it’s own archetype.

      Shuffling away backrow is really good as if it cannot be chained at that moment it’s lost for basically the whole duel.

      If you use 1 of him and 2 other FIRE effect monsters just to summon another one you can change the attack of a monster. That condition is as bad as the effect is and they’re both terrible.

      This card doesn’t really do anything productive, but he’s only the first and I assume that we’ll be seeing more.

Salamangreat Emerald Eagle Level 8 FIRE Cyberse Ritual Effect Monster ATK 2800 DEF 2000 You can Ritual Summon this card with “Rise of the Salamangreat”. (1) When this card is Ritual Summoned using a “Salamangreat Emerald Eagle” you control: You can destroy all Special Summoned monsters your opponent controls. (2) Once per turn: You can Tribute 1 “Salamangreat” Link Monster; this card gains this effect until the end of this turn. • At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles an opponent’s monster: Destroy that opponent’s monster, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster’s original ATK.

       This archetype has a habit of requiring copies of themselves to be used to get additional effects making the first time you summon monsters unnecessarily weak.

       A selective ‘Raigeki’ on summon is a substantial effect though that might have been too powerful to leave on without an annoying condition.

     Requiring a link monster be tributed is a bid investment especially since we’ve only seen a link-3 and nothing else.

     And the benefit of tributing a monster that took 3 others to summon is destroying 1 monster and inflicting some burn damage.

     This card is bad. It requires too many resources to do any thing at all. It’s minus 2 to summon it and then requires you to go minus 2 again to summon another to get the ‘Raigeki’ effect then it requires you to tribute another monster to destroy one more monster.

Rise of the Salamangreat Ritual Spell Card This card can be used to Ritual Summon any “Salamangreat” Ritual Monster. (1) Ritual Summon 1 “Salamangreat” Ritual Monster from your hand, by Tributing monsters you control or have in your hand whose total Levels equal or exceed the Level of the monster you Ritual Summon. If you control a FIRE Link Monster, you can shuffle “Salamangreat” monsters from your GY into the Deck instead. (2) If this card is destroyed by an opponent’s card effect: You can Special Summon 1 “Salamangreat Emerald Eagle” from your hand, ignoring its Summoning conditions.

      Shuffling monsters into the deck to Ritual summon is acutally really good as it recurs resources that you can search and summon again for link summoning.

      If you set this card and your opponent ‘Mystical Space Typhoon’s this then you can summon the Ritual monster for free. 

    This turns the Ritual summon from a minus 2 to a minus 1 in two separate ways, one of which relies entirely on your opponent.

When Skullbriar dies or goes to the command zone with +1/+1 counters on it, Reyhan’s second ability with trigger and allow you to put that many +1/+1 counters on a target creature of your choice.

Yes, Skullbriar keeps its own counters AND Reyhan adds more to another creature.