My Opinions of the Clans & Factions...
Assamite: Has anyone ever even *seen* one of them?
Brujah: They throw really wild parties and their passion is fascinating but like, not every night needs to be full of rage and rebellion. Chill out.
Followers of Set: I hear they've rebranded but even if a snake sheds its skin, it's still a fucking snake.
Gangrel: there's something deeply appealing about the whole "inner animal" thing -- shifting one's form? But ugh, survive survive survive *yawn* do they even know how to have fun?
La Sombra: The Catholic Church has a gorgeous aesthetic I admit, but I think some of them actually *believe* in that bullshit!
Malkavian: So many artists have been touched by madness and their eccentricities can actually be kind of fun! They're really prone to revealing uncomfortable truths at random, though. Which can kill a party pretty fast.
Nosferatu: Can I just not look at them or smell them, please? I threw up the last time.
Ravnos: Chimestry is pretty amazing, I won't lie but I think I've met *one*?
Toreador: Too pretty for our own good.
Tremere: and they call the Toreador extra???
Tzimisce: NO THANK YOU, I'M GOOD...WHAT ARE YOU?
Ventrue: fucking control freaks and snobs.
The Camarilla: Boo. Art is so much more than classical painting and sculpture! You're all stuck in the past and you need to move on.
The Sabbat: We might be monsters but we don't have to be monsters about it. There's no art in pointless cruelty.