#upma

By @gabessquishytum , @valeriianz , and anon

Whenever I see a Chef Hob AU, I happily roll down a hill into a kitchen. The first dish is a simple vegetable curry which refers to the vegetables in anon's ask. It's potatoes, tomatoes, peppers, and peas with different spices. I also added a veggie Poha, which is made of flattened, parboiled rice cooked with carrots, peas, and nuts.

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"Now there will be food in the house, that Dream learns to warm up and Orpheus has vegetables to eat. What Dream wasn't expecting was a gorgeous man, covered in tattoos that come with [fun] stories, who's great with Orpheus. Many days pass where Dream breaks from writing to find Hob and Orpheus making dessert together."

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8. Have you received anon hate? What about?

Yes, I have! 😔😭

A few months ago I was talking about when I adopted a dog from the local rescue shelter (she's a white lab named Idli, short for Idaline, which is the name of a badass queen I really admire) and how I chose her over these two other dogs because they were too furry for my tastes. I got some WILD anons in my inbox! They were super mad at me for prioritizing one breed of dog over the other. I was all "WTF" lol. I love Idli so much that I even call her my little upma! (That's a term of endearment in my mother tongue, Cantonese.) ❤️ So that was pretty bad. I was told that I was "too old to be choosing favorites" (what even???? age-shaming much?) and that I should "get all or get none". To which I responded that some of us can't get three dogs, dumbass. I already have serious dog allergies; I can't risk THREE dogs. But I'm a masochist so I got Idli anyway. 🤧

Anyway, there was also this other incident around last month - IDK if any of you remember - but there was a problem around a tiny issue in the fandom. It really wasn't a big deal, just a dash of racism here and there. Oh, and there was definitely some Nazi-romanticizing as well. But at least this time they left Idli out of it!

Ooh, also, I changed my theme a little while back! 😄 If you didn't see yet, take a look at this header and pfp combo! AND the new name (which I never mentioned changing but, yes, that happened) and the fresh, updated bio 😏 It's my favorite yet!

Thanks for sending over your ask, friend! 😘

Send me an ask from the salty ask game and I'll respond to you!

Oh, and this week's motto (because I staunchly believe in sharing your goals w/ others to motivate and inspire):

HFDKJF HI IT’S BEEN A WHILE OMG I MISSED YOU 

also 420 hhafhdskfj

you remind me of the song 2!3! and particularly this one lyric 

“ It’s okay come on when I say one two three forget it Erase all sad memories hold my hand and smile “