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Do you ever have that pairing where you call one the others wifey or hubby even though they're not married and sometimes it still catches you off guard that they're not married because they are in your heart and they should be on paper
Or the ones that you know get married later so on the reread you're just like, nope, they've been married always and forever. He's her hubby. She's his wifey. End of story.
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Edward:you played me like a fiddle!
Umasi: No Edward, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Someone remind me again why these two dorks never got married? Like, she loves him? She feels reponsible for him? Don't give me this too free to be happily bound to eachother nonsense. (And for the record he absolutely did NOT go for the kill if you read more than the underlined parts because he LOVES HER TOO) Honestly I have way too much investment in this pairing and it hurts.
Reread Truancy City last night
Ugly sobbed into my pillow at one in the morning because of it. No regrets.
Can you believe
Isamu Fukui described a "cool guys don't look at explosions" shot in a book and it wasn't tacky, it was awesome. He dressed the good guy in WHITE and the bad guy in BLACK but it wasn't cringey? Somehow? He made one character call another character M'lady in a MODERN DYSTOPIAN novel and yet it felt completely natural? And was beautiful? Idk how he did it man. Truancy Origins was a wild ride and I loved every second of it.
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Umasi: does anyone know where my cookie cutters are?
Zen: I was tired of living in a cookie cutter society, so I threw them away!
Umasi: What?!
Can we all agree that Umasi has Batman energy?
Like, he's good at martial arts, has a firm sense of justice, doesn't like killing and isn't really a fan of guns, had four "students," the list could go on. The main differences are that he knows when to kill, he doesn't think punching criminals is a good coping mechanism, and he can terrify people without a bat costume and a growly voice. All that goes to say, Umasi gives off strong Batman energy but I think we all know who is better. Hint: it's not the one whose name ryhmes with juice.
Umasi: Zen, you're just too dramatic.
Zen: Me? Dramatic??
Umasi, glaring through his black sunglasses, white scarf trailing behind him, lemonade glass in one hand, explosion in the background: yes.
