#twidiot

I think the text based nature will help develop a dialogue. That's something I'm looking for. You can find me being random here:

I’ve never seen a firefly and I’ve never been in an actual fistfight. Or a strip-bar. Occasionally, I say things like I want to kick a puppy, but I don’t really want to kick a puppy. It’s like the quote from Fight Club – I want to destroy something beautiful. But not really. But kinda. Rage is a funny thing in that it is the epitome of irrational behavior. Literally, you’re out of your mind. It’s a metaphor for my emotional state. I’d say, I’m so mad, I could become a Republican, but people might actually take that seriously.

  In conversations with students, I referred to people who use Twitter as twidiots. They laughed. I told them this wasn’t the actual definition of the word. That really, twidiot is an amalgamation of twit and idiot. They liked it even more and are working on getting it into the mainstream lexicon. So, NY, if you hear someone use the word twidiot in casual conversation (not related to this post), let me know.

  And I think douche bag should be replaced with dooshbag when referring to “that guy.” I met a total dooshbag, today. I kept chanting in my head, Doosh! Doosh! Doosh! every time he spoke. Which was often. I regret to admit that I learned nothing from Mr. Doosh.