#dooshbag

Note: Everything written below is for comedic purposes and if you are offended by it than you're an asshole.

My school is starting a "Women's Coalition Group" that I will not be a part of.

I quickly realized two things. Firstly, coalition and group mean almost the exact same thing, so... why?

Secondly, that "women's coalition group" is just another name for Feminist Club. 

I am not against feminism, but I do find it very funny. Most people I know that are feminists claim that they hate men. They also think that men need to sympathize with them in order for them to be treated fair.

I'm not sure how these people think humans work, but hatred towards a group is not usually good incentive for that group to show compassion.

Just sayin.

Are their such things as good guys anymore ? It seems like all the guys I know or see around don't want a committed relationship they just want a hookup. Its horrible. All the guys that are cute are dooshbags who are conceded & don't care about anyone but themselves! Or they are really cute & they can get any girl they want so basically I don't have a chance with them.

Like honestly I'm not scared to talk to them or message them on facebook , or like follow them on instagram but iknow that they won't like me back so its pointless... 

I’ve never seen a firefly and I’ve never been in an actual fistfight. Or a strip-bar. Occasionally, I say things like I want to kick a puppy, but I don’t really want to kick a puppy. It’s like the quote from Fight Club – I want to destroy something beautiful. But not really. But kinda. Rage is a funny thing in that it is the epitome of irrational behavior. Literally, you’re out of your mind. It’s a metaphor for my emotional state. I’d say, I’m so mad, I could become a Republican, but people might actually take that seriously.

  In conversations with students, I referred to people who use Twitter as twidiots. They laughed. I told them this wasn’t the actual definition of the word. That really, twidiot is an amalgamation of twit and idiot. They liked it even more and are working on getting it into the mainstream lexicon. So, NY, if you hear someone use the word twidiot in casual conversation (not related to this post), let me know.

  And I think douche bag should be replaced with dooshbag when referring to “that guy.” I met a total dooshbag, today. I kept chanting in my head, Doosh! Doosh! Doosh! every time he spoke. Which was often. I regret to admit that I learned nothing from Mr. Doosh.