Austrian Emperor Ferdinand the First liked dumplings. When told that they were food for peasants, he replied, "I'm the Emperor and I want dumplings!" The 19th century Viennese then began using this phrase as a way of saying they were indulging a random whim. "No, I didn't need a new hat, but I'm the Emperor and I want dumplings!"
We need to bring this back. Nobody is allowed to say they're 'letting the intrusive thoughts win' ever again. I bought a bag of sour skittles today. They'll make my mouth all raw but I'm the Emperor and I want sour skittles dumplings.















