#tribememes

I admit, precisely nobody is trying to make Rabbi Feinstein OBM’s psak on dishwashers happen. This meme is more about how, when I mention that Rabbi Feinstein ruled that one dishwasher could be used for milk and meat dishes, the person I’m talking to is astonished and tells me that never happened. It’s as if they think I’m making up a nonexistent leniency so I can treyf up my kitchen. (Note: I follow my rabbi’s psak and treat the dishwasher the way Orthodox Jews do.)

Why is Shabbos the only day I can’t manage to eat an extra meal when I’m not even hungry?

Confession: I’m not that into cholent. But I know I’m in the minority on that, so here we are.

Obviously this has never happened to anyone in the history of Passover. But if Hashem could bring the Jews out of Mitzrayim, He can make this happen. THIS IS THE YEAR, I CAN FEEL IT.

“And do I have to say Birkat Hamazon afterward?”

SERIOUSLY.

I’m not vegetarian because I love animals. I’m vegetarian because I love not being in debtors’ prison.

Living for the day Amazon acquires Eichler’s.