May 26
السدر للوجه و الشعر
Learn more about this useful herb which called Sedder in Arab countries
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السدر للوجه و الشعر
Learn more about this useful herb which called Sedder in Arab countries
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Day 092: April 2, 2026
Neighborhood Seder at Owen and Liana's. Portland, ME.
seder highlights
apparently my uncle thought chad gadya ends with the goat coming back to kill the angel of death
his partner, who's goyish, was reading through the english of chad gadya and said something like "that escalates fast"
we skipped the part where the rabbis keep multiplying the plagues :(
why is an ingredient of our manischewitz matzah grape juice
i didn't take a photo but i promise you it was an ingredient
also everyone brought matzah
my aunt said we had enough matzah to last until moshiach comes and now we're not sure if it's causal or not
made up rabbinic opinion (if there are no towels you can find and the afikomen bag is too small you're allowed to put the smaller part of the matzah in it instead)
rapidly escalating d&d campaign planning (ex-ally from previous campaign is now immortal and evil and commanding a dragon because he cut off his good qualities and put them in someone whose name comes from someone's mispronunciation of 'broccoli', reunification plans involved shooting them from cannons at each other, strapping them to rhinos and having them charge at each other, having the good one give the evil one a hug, et cetera)
important to note the DM did not give his buy-in to any of this
anyway we plotted the DM's campaign for him
new word coined based on this that got misheard as having something to do with wine. kid taking part in the discussion got offered wine. kid taking part in the discussion very confused
no table-banging :(
narrowly averted the traditional opening of the door for the heater repair guy
(his name was not elijah though)
bankruptcy solved with hippos
(you use the hippos as clubs to beat the bankrupt)
(don't blame me, blame the guy who thought chad gadya ended with the goat coming back to kick some angel-of-death ass)
(also the wine. you should probably blame the wine also)
(nahhh the guy blasphemed and somehow managed to blame it on me. blame him.)
aunt's partner (ex-catholic) saying the matzah tastes like jesus
kid (toddler) of vegetarians being told that chicken is "bird tofu"
overall, excellent seder. 10/10 would leave egypt again👍
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Chag pesach sameach! Happy Passover! It started tonight. It was just my parent and I at our seder. The first pic’s of our seder plate. 2nd pic’s the table. The 2 cups at the end are for Miriam and Elijah. Miriam’s has water, and Elijah’s has sparkling grape juice. Since I don’t drink alcohol I had sparkling grape juice. My parent found little bottles of wine, which were perfect for it. Next pic’s of the gefilte fish, matzo, and a hard boiled egg. Next, matzo ball soup. Like last year, it was from a jar. I think it tasted better than last time. Next, is the roasted chicken, roasted potatoes, and salad. The salad had salad greens, cherry tomatoes, shredded carrots, and Craisins. I added a garlic vinaigrette to it. It’s also nice that there’s leftover chicken I could use for at least another meal. For dessert, I had a chocolate covered macaroon and an orange fruit slice candy.
Here’s a quick Seder plate symbol for AAC!
[ID: a Seder plate with shank bone, shaved horseradish, charoset with apples, a romaine lettuce leaf, parsley, a hard boiled egg, and matzo. /End ID]
passover headcanon for byler
will is jewish and el is considered also jewish because she is his sister and even though she literally grew up in a lab she is more knowledgeable on the culture/passover than mike.
lucas and max are there and so is steve and they all enjoy a seder together.