#frumgirlproblems

I see fire in your eyes when you ask me why I am Jewish

I work in a store that's in someone's basement with a side entrance for customers. My boss had to go out of town and her husband was home, so I left the shop door open to prevent a yichud problem. Literally every customer that came in closed the door behind them. UGH.

I just spent $15 on a lipstick and you want me to sell it for Pesach!?

Your ultra orthodox neighbor, who’s never seen a movie or anything, gets married and starts having kids, and although you’ve known about sex since you were like 9, you’re still not sure how you’re even going to hold your husband’s hand for the first time when you get married.

“Shabbos starts in five minutes!!” Ok… Which is more important, showering or makeup?

"Oh! I have the perfect shidduch for your younger sister!" Umm... what about me?

Being angry that your dad doesn't spend more time out of the house... learning Torah.