'Aight, because I am certifiably insane, here are my Au Slender family. TW for SA mention
First off! They are referred to as the Matheson Brothers in this AU as Matheson is their last name. Three of them are Valdernak, Splendor is Valderna. The Valdernak ones are also pureblooded, or purebred due to having full Valdernak parents.
Name is Charles Damian Matheson. Known as either Sir, or Mr. Matheson to those who are not family.
Physical and mental age is 26, while chronologically being 26 eons.
The Mansion is really a boarding house because this man decided that having a bunch of clearly supernaturally enhanced killers on the loose was a terrible idea.
He was not wrong about this, and is very confused as to why humans are so sensitive to becoming supernatural in nature
His best proxies are Hoodie and Masky, though the later has a tendency to revert back to Tim Sutton.
He has no idea why this happens, and just possesses Tim when he shows up.
Baby of the family, and despite his maturity, it does show
Also the most homicidal if we discount Splendor.
Has a human mate and was delighted to find she ended up being a cryptid along the line due to her being a true witch.
Is honestly a pretty good father, and loves his daughter very much.
Does not quite grasp the idea that humans are horribly delicate, and sometimes is a bit frustrated when his proxies die after doing tasks that he thinks they should be able to do.
Has gotten better, but is still bad.
Hates traditionalists with a passion, and is not above killing them.
Full name is Alexander Percival Matheson, also known as Alex and Al.
Age is 34, or 34 eons, and is the eldest brother.
Eye colour: bright yellow
This silk farm consists of genetically mutated spiders affectionately referred to as his little hellions. These spiders also bare frightening similarities to the varients found in both hell and the Path.
Owns a silk company and a tailor shop, both of which dating back to around 3100 BCE
Enjoys going into a human form and speaking with humans who are either artistic or into fashion.
The least homicidal of the siblings
Thinks humans are adorable.
Disappointed that he can no longer hunt as he pleases as all the humans he prefers to eat are highly influential people. No longer can they just die of an "illness" without humans figuring out Valdernak exist.
Very sarcastic, and protective of his younger brothers.
Full name is Joseph Xavier Matheson
Sometimes is called Joey.
Age is about 31, or 31 eons.
Adopted when he was around 3 years of age
No one knows what went on during those those three years, and Joseph ain't telling
Loves fucking with people, and enjoys pissing his brothers off
Does not care particularly much for humans but understands why they should be allowed to exist
Is very homicidal and has been known to kill creepypastas, and other cryptids.
Has been trying to kill Laughing jack for years
At this point it's a ritual between them
Full name Jackson Victor Matheson, also known as Jack, or Jackie
Was assualted when he was younger by their sire, and has resulted in him being rather hypersexual
While caring to his partners for the most part, he seperates himself from them during sex. This has resulted in him disociating during sex and killing his partners as a result
Rather romantic, he becomes very anxious when it comes to sex around those he finds attractive
Hates being alone. Genuinely cannot stand to be alone.
Has a Cerebus named Inglebert Humberdink who helps him with this and hunting
Flirty, which is a part of the hypersexuality
A sweetheart for the most part.
Probably the chillest around humans
Owns a bar, that's been around for as long as anyone can remember
Likes trenchcoats, but does wear clothes beneath it. Just finds them comfortable
Aside from Charles, is the most family oriented
Name is Evelynn Veronica Matheson, has been known to go by Eve, prefers Evelynn
Eye colour: very pale lilac
Has aged slower due to being a Void-kin
Grew up with ten younger siblings with adoptive family
Has been known to manipulate humans and cryptids alike
Like Charles, absolutely hates Traditionalists, mostly because they're trying to kill her
Never knew Birth Mother, just has the knowledge that she is dead
Has a pet Voidling named Lotus
Finds humans interesting little creatures
Eventually becomes an Aldritch
Preferably known as Elizabeth Maria Matheson
Has just begun aging by the eon due to being half human
Helps out with her father often
Doesn't understand traditionalists
Quicker to come up with ideas in comparison to her father and uncles
Knows both traditional Valdernak magic, and witchcraft
Feels sorry for her father's proxies and privately vows to never have them