#killian lynch

I just spent a half hour reading wiki pages for this. What am I doing with my life.

Anyway uh NSFW NO DUH. Octavian still has issues. alpha omega beta trope. Betas can lean omega or alpha. I'm gonna start laughing my ass off if I type alpha one more time.

Julius: Beta leaning alpha. Smells like leather. Gets both heats and ruts (sucks ass for him) often refuses Killian touch because he's scared of becoming pregnant even though that couldn't happen "Satan is a cruel demon".

Killian: Alpha (I'm going to throw my phone off a bridge). Smells like old spice swagger....im not explaining I know it's supposed to be stuff in nature but idgaf. Gets ruts. Pisses everyone off by physically fighting Julius on the dining room table.

Cian: Omega. Smells like ozone like you know when the air is like smellable? Yeah like that. Is also intolerable during his heats because he bitches his ass off about not being in one.

Devlin: Claims to be an alpha is actually just a alpha leaning beta. Initially smelled metallic now smells like mustard seed from the trenches smelly ass. Is too scared of getting cian pregnant to touch him during ruts.

Octavian: Beta leans alpha. wears like scent deodorant that makes him smell like a monster energy drink. Naturally smells like wheat thus the thing. Takes rut blockers for his non existent basically ruts anyway. Jokingly wishes he leaned omega instead of alpha (it's not a joke).

Sullivan: beta doesn't really lean naturally but went on E for a while and now leans omega. Gets the most intolerable ass heats and bothers the FUCK out of Octavian till Octavian fucks them. Smells like limes.

Nevan: Alpha probably he doesn't care about his exact specifications. Smells like dried beef and it's really gross. Gets really bad ruts and then triggers rians heats and everyone feels bad for kelly.

Rian: omega won't admit it because he doesn't wanna seem weak. Smells like raspberry tbh. Will not leave nevan alone during his heats to the point he exhausts nevan and makes nevan pass out and then rian still does his business.

Kelly: actually neutral beta and offended their not an alpha. Doesn't get heats or ruts but can keenly smells others. Has a faint scent that's just must.

Don't feel like writing Luce or duvessa but Luce is a omega leaning beta and duvessa is an omega and is proud of it.

Thanks for reading girls guys gays they's and faes

Well time to write about Julius shitting a baby out his ass. Uh smut tw gore tw mild dead dove this is hellcrew yada yada. Julius is gross. Demon heat??? Killian is a manwhore and this is all his fault. Baby gets thrown like a football (cian and Devlin catch it). Baby gender not specified. Just headcanons and yapping in a linear format. This isn't even technically mpreg more stealing a random ladies eggs an shoving them in Julius and I ignore biology.

First off how did a baby even get in Julius's well I mean he already had to get pregnant so I'm not sure that needs explaining.

Julius got a really bad heat and Killian ended up jokingly saying he was gonna go steal some ladies ovary and shove it up Julius's ass to shut hin up. Yeah that ended up happing Julius was just not chilling out after a weeks time so Killian went out and uh Killian'd someone and ripped her ovary out and crammed it up Julius like here bitch fine. Unfortunately Killian picked a lady who was close enough to ovulation that an egg kinda like plorpped out into Julius' ass. And killian accidently fertilized it (we ignore basic science here guys these are demons) and Julius well his body decided fuck you I'ma grow a uterus can't stop me so Julius ended up pregnant and the baby became theirs from like weird magic shit. Yeah Julius when you tell your husband and life partner that you'd like to be fucked and bred that's gonna happen rip.

As for what Julius was like while pregnant uh...not great. First off Julius tried to lay off the coke and alcohol and cigarettes while pregnant I mean that baby is probably still gonna be a coke baby but they ball he at least tried to go easy on it. Uh worst pregnancy cravings ever since Julius has texture issues with most food he ends up blending the wildest shit together into a smoothie. He's also horrified by the baby weight but Killian has to reassure him that he still finds Julius attractive (in all seriousness Killian is heavily attracted to the idea of pregnant Julius because he's like a freak). Julius is also a dick while pregnant he chased Kelly down with a pot for trying to touch the baby bump.

As for the relatives of Julius and killian:

Cian is kinda dejected that he has to raise another one but he will try.

Octavian is a little anxious because that's a baby but keeps buying Julius baby supplies he's also very serious about raising the kid without gender roles and got in a fist fight with Killian and duvessa on two separate occasions about it.

Devlin keeps buying tiny camp everything for the baby and is doing his best to support cian. Hes a bit worried the baby will turn out ...more fucking crazy than most hellcrew members.

Rian is overly excited about being an uncle he's constantly wanting to talk to the baby bump and bought all the brothers uncle #1 #2 and #3 shirts.

Sullivan is kinda horrified theyre a bit worried about the baby and aware they're gonna be queer around a baby and having to explain it. However they are just as excited as Octavian.

Nevan is just like kinda confused. He still has feelings for Julius that he needs to work out. But won't. But he is gonna try to be a good uncle

Baby is born uh rather horrifically what do we except that's an asshole even is Julius probably doesn't eat enough food to have consistent bowel movements. Anyway it kinda rips Julius a bit but that's fine Killian does that anyway. Julius is admittedly at first horrified I mean why wouldn't he so Octavian and cian+ Dev and Sullivan take over parenting for a bit like the messy parts of parenting like diapers and night feedings so Julius and killian will mostly get more positive memories. Killian does step up quiet a bit though surprisingly even if he did try to put rum in the baby bottle cian yelled at him and it was sorted out.

Uh I'm sorry this wasn't like smutty or whatever I know you were probably expecting Julius getting fucked and impregnated.

Thanks for reading girls guys gays they's and faes

Killian and cian read a Mafia booktok romance book more at eight.

(if you haven't read this book its a very smutty book about some random I think she's a ykw worker dating a Mafia bosses son and it's just like freaky the whole time I'm not throwing shade to those who read this I just think this is funny)

much apologies for bad english. i have learn this language for only one years.

Please don't apologize for your English! Learning a new language is very difficult and honestly, your English is very good for someone who has only been studying it for a year! I can understand what you mean just fine so please don't worry or apologize:">

Answer below cut since I rambled way more then intended 😭

Jason the toymaker would be sitting in front of the giant cabbage mother thing the whole time and or complaining about the production quality and cheering on the cabbage births (yes a giant cabbage births the cabbage patch kids in the cabbage patch kid lore)

Julius the dressmaker is probably making Killian lynch buy him some of the dolls with tiny doll clothes much to Killian's dismay

Sullivan Sweeney would be laying on the ground crying

Vine the dollmaker would be sitting next to Sullivan Sweeney and trying to comfort them while going through his own wallet to find enough money to buy one

The puppeteer would be being chased by the staff for trying to shoplift the dolls

The bloody painter would be sitting near Jason drawing the tree and making bad jokes about what color the dolls bleed

i- WHAT THE FUCK IS Y/N DOING. I don't even know how to begin writing this but I mean they'd both be into but still like WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE AND WHY AND H O W. They'd be into it but like not in a good way (ew Julius)