#offenderman headcanons

Hmmmmm. I would say Jeff, Toby, EJ, LJ, Tim, Offender, Candy, Sully (maybe Liu), and Zalgo probably are most likely to go for that :)

I feel like Slender would though if you asked him/coaxed him into it a bit. He’s mostly shy about it :p

Slenderbeings, at their core, are a solitary species. Their instincts incline them to apathy towards weaker creatures and hostility towards anything that can be regarded as a threat to themselves or their resources. And what but a slenderbeing is powerful enough to successfully kill, harm or out-compete another slenderbeing?

As a result, early encounters between slenderbeings overwhelmingly resulted in bloodshed.

Unfortunately, you can't sustain a species with a population that kill each other on sight.

So life found a way.

Slenderbeings have a term for this "way" that one could directly translate into english as " [he/she/they/I] fought the love into [you/me]" or more poetically as "finding love through battle" or more concisely as "love-struck". The term describes a phenomenon in the species where intense sexual attraction is developed during combat.

For some slenderbeings it is sudden and overwhelming; in one moment you're trying to rip out each other's throats and in the next you're fucking each other into the dirt. For others it is delayed and gradual; you're limping away from your battle to lick your wounds in peace, assuaging your ego by thinking of how you're going to retaliate, how your claws will feel rending through the other's skin, how their blood will look staining the pristine glow of their face, how effortlessly you'll move through the attacks the other makes with their long, elegant limbs, how it would feel to fuck each other into the dirt - huh. Where did that thought come from?

Of course, not every battle causes this phenomenon. There are numerous factors at play that determine if and when an individual reaches that point. Generally, however, the more intense and prolonged the battle, the more likely this attraction will form in a combatant.

While occasionally both slenderbeings involved in the fight may develop the attraction at roughly the same time, it is much more common for only one combatant to "have the love fought into them". In other species this one-sided attraction may precipitate attempts at non-consensual pairings. However, the intensity and length of battle needed to trigger the attraction is only truly possible between slenderbeings of similar strength. Therefore, the "love-struck" slenderbeing would not have the power necessary to force a coupling with the object of their affection. This is understood both intellectually and instinctually so very few ever attempt it, with the determined preferring to throw themselves wholeheartedly into courtship and the stubborn preferring to ignore the feelings until they (hopefully) go away.

Once the most prevalent reason slenderbeings engaged in mating behaviors, it slowly decreased in prevalence as various pressures made it beneficial for slenderbeings to go against their instincts and form societal structures of increasing complexity, doubly so once The Revolution creates a broader cryptid society that prides itself in harmony between and amongst its diverse populations.

Hiya, thank you for this ask, I had a lot of fun working on it and hope you enjoy it :) If you have any more requests, please let me know and sorry for the delays

Some may describe you two as a classic good-girl bad-boy combo. On one hand, there is you, a beautifully dressed lady, adorned with lace and ruffles, carrying a cute classic and yet historic little artifact. A porcelain doll, a piece of history that picked in the 1940s. Many will wonder how you have kept such a wonderful item in such excellent condition despite its years.

On the other hand, there is him, a horrifying looking criminal with sharp piercing teeth and an outgoing attitude that just screams “power” and “confidence.”

You will catch his gaze in an instant. His mind will begin to wonder and curiosity – it’s not often that someone manages to stand out so well against the crowd. An entity his age has met countless beings with their own individual little quirks.

But you are a whole new cup of tea for him. Oddly enough, he won’t be able to lose his focus. Have you perhaps placed a spell on him?

Either way, he will court you in a very respectful manner. Thinking you to be someone weak, feeble, and frail

But oh, how wrong is he?

Offender will learn that you are not to be underestimated. The first time someone decides to mess with you he will see you work your magic. So quickly and efficiently that he is barely able to comprehend what is going on before it’s all over.

And that’s how the wheels in his head will behind turning. For the first time in centuries, he will be baffled.

There is you, the passionate adorable darling of his that he has been unable to stay away from, in fear of you getting hurt. But then there is also you, the girl with the power to turn anyone into a doll-like creature.

Some people can’t exactly stand seeing their partner differ from what they expected, but his interest in you will absolutely increase. While this monstrous being, will love their partner to the fullest regardless of whether they have some kind of a power, not having to worry about your safety too much will definitively bring his worries a lot.

Has your porcelain doll always been a doll?

How did you discover your passion? Your powers? Offender has a lot of questions for you, though he won’t bombard you with them at once.

Instead, he will talk with you about your interests, in-depth and at length. Happily chiming in, asking questions, and generally getting to know you more and more with time. Lolita fashion is something he will be learning a lot about both from you and his own research.

That interest of yours and commitment to your inner self is what drew him to you. It will absolutely get you two even closer.

Offender will go from being ignorant, clueless, and barely able to keep up with you, to being able to engage you at a proper level.

Other than conversing with you, he will absolutely do all he can to help you engage in your hobbies. He will go shopping with you, help you pick out incredible pieces, and even teleport you anywhere you want to go. Would you like to visit Harajuku? Visit a wonderful café? Or maybe spend some time indoors exploring your passion?

* No pedophilia, necrophilia...

* No kidnaping kink, torture kink, rape kink, piss/shit kink

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I'm gonna write what ever I have in mind or what you will request EXCEPT what I have written above. (Maybe I'm gonna make more rules in future idk)

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I'd like to write mostly for:

Fairly tails - orcs, Werewolfs, Mermaid, witches, succubus, inccubus, (witchers??)...

Creepypasta - Slederman, Offenderman, Jeff the killer (Woods), Eyeless Jack, Homicidal Liu, Laughing Jack, Splenderman, Trenderman, Bed Drowned, Masky (Tim), Hoodie (Brian), "Ticci" Toby, Jane the killer, Zalgo

RE 8 - Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela, Daniela, Cassandra, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Beneviento, Chris Redfield, Ethan Winters, Mia Winters,

Witcher - Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer, Jaskier

Stranger things - Eddie Munson, steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Robin Buckley, Jonathan Byers, Hopper, Nancy Wheeler,Dimitri

Wednesday - Wednesday, Enid,

(I dislike a few CPs, but Offender is the only one that I can say I hate more than anyone.)

His entire closet is trenchcoats. Just coats.

The brothers usually  don’t get along, but there is one thing that the other three will always agree on: Nobody likes Offender.

He has made moves on some others before, but he’s never been successful. It always results in him getting a kick in the teeth or a broken to from it being stomped on.

He’s the shortest of the brothers - but only by about an inch. There is a slight height difference between all of them, and Slender is the tallest.

He’s also the second oldest.

He lives in a different woods in a pretty large house, but it isn’t a mansion. If it were a mansion it would be too suspicious, and he might be found and have to do some unnecessary killing, so he kept it discreet. The ceilings are extremely high though.

I just decided to do terms of endearment :p Also this is just their "preferred" thing, but all of them would accept any of the below happily because it's you <3

Maybe I can do what they'd prefer in bed if you send this back in :)) I just would want the two to be separate posts :p

Weird nicknames (Raccoon, Dumpster, Cheese, T-rex, literally anything weird and silly because it makes them laugh and feel giddy with you):

BEN, LJ, Toby, Natalie, Splendor, Candy, Nina

Traditional romantic nicknames (Dear, Beloved, Angel, Honey, Sweetheart because it melts their heart and makes them feel loved):

Jeff, Tim, Brian, Slender, Jane, Smiley, Offender, Puppeteer, Terrors, Sully, Hobo

Their name (Because it just hits different and feels so much more special coming from you):

Would they let you sleep, prank you, wake you up/push you off (mess with the categories as you wish!)

I don't see any of them really pranking you, so I came up with a third alternate category :p

Lets you sleep on them peacefully;

EJ, Toby, Tim, Liu, Helen, Smiley, Offender, Jason, Zalgo, Sully, Hobo

Wakes you up only to say you should sleep somewhere more comfortable;

Brian, Slender, Jane, Trender, Terrors

Let's you sleep on them but teases you for it when you wake up;