Transformer animated skits⦠w/more parental megs + his dead conjunx.
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Bumblebee: sari, prowl⦠if we die, thereās something I have to confess.
Prowl: is it the fact you love us? Cause Iām confessing the same thing.
Bumblebee: yes but not that, truth is⦠Iām related to megatron, my dad/mom is the tyrant of koan.
Prowl, shocked beyond relief:
Sari: ⦠can it be something I donāt know already?
Bumblebee & prowl: YOU KNEW?!!?!?
Scrapper, looking through megatronās photos: *whistles* take a look at her.
Mixmaster: wow⦠sheās aināt a sports care but sheās hot, who is she?
Scrapper, shrugs: dunno, hey boss whoās this? Sheās gorgeous.
Megatron: thatās my late conjunx.. in human terms sheās my wedded. *takes photo back and leaves*
Mixmaster: ⦠thatās one hell of a lucky mech right there.
Scrapper: definitely⦠do you think she has friends?
Sari: ok bee, truth or dare?
Bumblebee: hmm⦠imma say truth. I donāt want to visit ratchet with warped armour again.
Sari: out of all the girls of your planet weāve met who do you think is the prettiest?
Bumblebee: good question⦠Iām gonna say my carrier. Arachnia and arcee are a close second.
Bumblebee: yeah! Before I formed my carrier got an upgrade that made mechs turn. *shows sari a picture of his carrier* mom/dad sent it to me before I went to autobot camp
Sari: wow⦠she is so stunning! Are any of the girls jealous?
Bumblebee: I dunno, i never showed it to anyone⦠besides bulkhead, wasp accidentally and now you.
Shockwave, contacting megatron:
Megatron: is there a reason why youāre contacting me at this joor?
Shockwave: my lord. There seems to be a relation between you and the bumblebee.
Megatron: well, he is my son and heir- wait⦠how did you learn about my child?
Shockwave, rubbing the back of his helm: : I heard your voice when bumblebee had called. I recognise your voice⦠but why d-16 lord megatron?
Megatron: ⦠youāre not the only one with another identity. D-16 is my old designation, the autobots arenāt really the wiser-.
Random bot: sooo⦠how did you and the tyrant became a thing?
Shutter: I dunno, the writer hasnāt figured it out yet, one way too many possibilities.
Shutter: ⦠ok, I kind of hijacked a ride without any of them noticing, do not ask how I got on the ship. I donāt remember myself.
Sentinel: *shouts and insults bumblebee and bulkhead before leaving*
Bumblebee: Iām fine, just worried. My dad/mom has sentinel on his death list.
Bulkhead: ⦠donāt you mean-.
Bumblebee: no, I donāt mean hit list. Dad/mom said and I quote. āThat false prime does not deserve mercy, bots like him deserve to melt in the deepest firey pits where darkness reigns and no light of primus shall shine upon him.ā
Bumblebee: ⦠yeah my dad/mom loathes sentinel. *shrugs* heās also a bit poetic at times.
Bulkhead, internally: primus. I hope no one else on this crew is on that death list.
Bumblebee: *doing absolutely anything outside of base*
Lugnut: my prince. Iāve come to take you home.
Bumblebee: oh for primus, sake. Do you ever give up, Lugnut?
Lugnut: as megatronās proud lieutenant! I do not.
Bumblebee: your lucky sentinel is coming tomorrow, letās go. Iāll treat you to some energon smoothies if you donāt tell starscream.
Lugnut: iāll take it as a win. Also whatās a smoothie-.
Bumblebee: ⦠you ok? Youāre hovering over me more than Optimus.
Ratchet: your own sire is megatron, the tyrant of koan.
Bumblebee: ⦠who told you.. that?
Ratchet: kid, energon levels donāt lie, it matches the warlord, point is megatron and the decepticons will be after you a lot more than usual if they learn your his heir, I know you can take care of yourself out there but⦠as I said, you need all the help you can get, kid.
Bumblebee: ⦠ok ratchet. Donāt tell Optimus though⦠heād flip about my sire being megatron.
Ratchet: i wonāt and he will⦠youāre taking this relatively easy for somebody who has found out.
Bumblebee: itās because I already knew. Doesnāt really take rocket science to know your own momās/dadās scowl.
Ratchet: ah alright then-. YOU KNEW?!
Black arachnia, before: no hesitation, mechs are very easy.
Black arachnia after: no hesitation. *looks to bumblebee* ⦠ok thereās some hesitation with the little guy, right there.
Bumblebee: hey! Iām not little!
Optimus, internally: whyās almost every decepticon hesitant with attacking bumblebee lately?!
Ghost!Starscream: I killed you. And you. Killed me.
Primus: prowl whyād you kill that guy?
Shutter, out of nowhere: mother fragger! He KILLED HIMSELF-!
Primus: where do you keep coming from?!
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Phew⦠next set of skits are done until the next wave.
I also apologise if shutter is a bit ooc (and dead-) ⦠I wanted to make sure she matches bumblebeeās personality and energy considering she is his semi-canon mom and⦠I donāt really want to change much about herā¦
*slouched in defeat* except I have no clue what her alt mode looks like⦠her helm changed also causeā¦*shrugs* heritage, she also deserves to be pretty-.
⦠if anybody wants to ask about the parental megatron series franchise or⦠anything really, my ask box is very much opened for questioning. (+ I always wanted to know your thoughts about it)
Hereās the first (first skit) and the second (second skit)