#timm sharp

Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus — 8/10

Two points off simply because I’ve never agreed with the PJO portrayal of Dionysus

And the beard is confusing me for some fucking reason idk tbh

Anyway I don’t hate the casting

Virginia Kull as Sally Jackson — 8/10

Something about her lacks the “warm mother” vibe

Idk if it’s just me, but her face looks smoothed over in every clip I’ve seen of her… wtv

Anyway, still not bad because she actually looks like the exhausted mother of a kid with (un)godly ADHD

Timm Sharp as Gabe Ugliano — 7/10

ALMOST a 6/10 tbh

Every time I think of Smelly Gabe, I think more “sleazy piece of shit”

Mr Sharp, you’re giving “sex offender” in the pictures I’ve seen

Guys it’s the fucking cardigan

Megan Mullally as Alecto — 10/10

You’re fucking joking

She LOOKS like a hateful middle school teacher

Miss Mullally had bills to pay and BY THE GODS does it look like she’s gonna be paying them

Lance Reddick as Zeus — 10/10

RIP Lance Reddick, I’m genuinely upset that he’ll never reprise his role or even see his own performance

Regardless, he’s gonna pull off Zeus’s “bitchy king” vibe so well

Gotta applaud Reddick’s Zeus on that fancy ass lightning bolt cuz goddamn is it beautiful

Like did y’all see the grip (handle???) on that thing????? Beautiful artistry Hephaestus

Look at those fucking cheekbones jfc

Toby Stephens as Poseidon — 9/10

I only say 9/10 because Kevin McKidd’s Poseidon from the movies has my heart

BUT Stephens’ Poseidon works really well for Walker’s Percy tbh

There’s obv not a likeness between them but it WORKS?????? Idk man

Lin Manuel Miranda as Hermes — 10/10

I was not happy to give this 10/10 because wtf Miranda

But he looks like a fucking douchebag

He looks like he doesn’t give a damn about his kid

Just like it needs to be

I’m content… for now

Charlie Bushnell as Luke Castellan — 8/10

Speak of the devil or Titan vessel of mass destruction

He gets an 8/10 simply because I couldn’t find SHIT for him

Anyway look at his kind little face

It’ll be scarred up soon

And absolutely perfect for when he betrays Percy

Can’t wait to see the lighting in that scene, I hope it’s fucking EPIC

Anyway I’ve reached my photo limit y’all

🩵Hope you enjoyed🩵